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How much are they up over the past 12?

You would absolutely slice it up to get more money. The first slice would just have cheese, but wow that last slice would be some good food.

Here's a fun trick. Go up to somebody and ask them: About 1 out of 3 will answer B or C, which is pretty funny by itself. But you then have an opportunity for some mirth at their expense. Ask that person a followup: Rather than suddenly realizing they are in error, they will attempt to...

What? You missed a big part of his message, hope! Change *and* hope! Hope *and* change! Without change, there can be no hope. Without hope, there can be no change. Change and hope, hope and change. I am the candidate of change. I am the candidate of hope. We need change if we are to...

I'm gonna LMAO as the MSM rips McCain a new one in the general election cycle. McCain's gonna be holding all his famous rage & anger in for months - then he'll pop and what a show that will be. If he doesn't keel over from a stroke first, that is. He's been the media darling for a decade or...

Which candidate are you picking?

Hey Nutmeg, Tell us about some of the food that you've made for others.

Somebody stole a bridge: http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080218/od_afp/czechpolicecrimeoffbeat_080218175128 Check out the picture.

What?! A federali that thinks borrowing money to buy votes is a bad idea and ultimately hurts the country? I thought all government officials had to take the pledge "I swear to spend money as fast as possible, and leave no voter unpaid by the federal government." Clearly he had to resign...

That's awesome.

EOM=End Of Message

The first new bill of the all Democratic Federal Government:

Sure that's a Martian. He's looking for some tasty rocks to eat for breakfast. He won't need many, cuz he's only a few inches tall, LOL. Here's the real skinny: http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20080124/sc_space/femalefigureonmarsjustarock Woah, I think Elvis just flew a UFO over my...

Oh they learned. Remember that folks noticed the S&Ls were in trouble, so they raised FSLIC coverage by some amazing level, thus making a small mess even bigger. And don't forget our buddy McCain was one of the Keating Five. Over a hundred billion 1980 dollars down the tubes, and one of the...

And the usual libtards are griping that we haven't completely bankrupt the federal government yet: Christ, the feds could be printing money as fast as possible and handing it out on street corners, but the libs would be demanding that we bring back the 1000 dollar bill so they could print it...

Future tax payers grab yer ankles and lube up, cuz Uncle Sucker is also getting ready to buy up even more troubled mortgages: Why don't they just announce that all debt is covered by the feds while they are at it, including credit cards? Using up all this Vaseline isn't going to help the...

I’ve accepted a position as a quantitative analyst & software developer. This gives me the fun part of thinking about finance and markets, and writing code with none of the stress or boredom of trading. I also have access to some very bright people and big piles of confidential information...

Merry Christmas ET! Jeff Dunham and his friend Achmed the Dead Terrorist sings "Jingle Bombs": <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xPG6mgcwp40&rel=0&border=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed...

Also, you can read about the neo-nazis and how much they like Ron Paul: http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php/ron-paul-revolution-live-blimpvision-388512p326.html WARNING! Nasty White Power Hate Site.