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Correct. Notice that the great comics are always guys? Not just "mostly" guys but always. Who are the "great" female comics? Rosie O'Donnell? Whoopie Goldberg? Ethel Merman? Lucille Ball? Compare them to Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams, Sam Kinison, George Carlin, Jonathan Winters, Red Foxx...

Check out this site: http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html Had some of it figured out by college, but not that much.

Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Woah. It's up on eBay already: <IMG SRC=http://i15.tinypic.com/6b2u54z.jpg>

This just in, we have an acceptance speech from Mo who stole the NPP:

Terrorist Yassir Arafat was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Recently, another terrorist group wiped out his place and swiped the prize: <a href="http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1181813047962&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull">Here's the story</a>. Guess that saves the Nobel...

Well it's been shut down. But you can DL it from: http://newsvigiles.com/gaza/lynching.zip

Not for the weak at heart. Or even average. You have been warned: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=25868_Video-_A_Lynching_in_Gaza&only

Question isn't do they suck, but do they swallow. ;)

Butt wipe is getting so expensive that people are going to jail for stealing it: http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070612/NEWS01/706120367

Time for a windfall profits tax on Big Milk. And price controls. Where's the gouging investigations by the senate and house? There's no problem so big that government can't step in and make it even worse, by golly.

Let me quote what I said in response to: http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=1500999#post1500999 I didn't say you said it. Geez, what an ego you have.

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=25850_Abbas_Dissolves_Shaky_Coalition&only

A trillion is a million million. Enough money to make a million people millionaires. At a population of 300 million, 60 trillion is about 200k each. But about half the population (over 21) doesn't hardly pay income taxes, so if you are a "winner in life's lottery" or plan to become one...

I dunno if I buy that 10% number, but how the heck can a doubling of gas prices in a year not be worth a couple points of inflation alone? Of course, that impacts food the most, and the whole save your corn to make the Earth green ethanol thing can't help food prices either. Rather than...

There hasn't been a primary yet, and somebody is saying who the VP pick of a candidate who hasn't even announced will be? Get a proctologist with a flashlight to show you where that information comes from. Might as well claim what the DJIA will close at on election day. I can guarantee...

There was a bit by one of the Eagles that raised a ruckus, mebbe back in 2002 or so. Sang about how great the USA is. Boy, were the left POed. I don't remember who it was, but it wasn't Joe Walsh. I don't think it was. Couldn't find it easily, maybe it wasn't an Eagles member.

I went to the Detroit Auto Show several times. You'd see all these awesome concept cars, and be drooling about the next year - then they'd come out with a slightly new flavor of the same old stuff. Got tired of having my dreams dashed, so I stopped going.

Here's why it's called the Religion of Piss: If golden showers won't make you convert, nothing will. Be sure to gargle well at the end. I'm guessing most mothers don't make a lunch out of baby crap, though. The ones who have made it out of the 7th century, anyway. I've heard of drinking the...

Mormon suicide bombers.