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The black helicopters are on their way. They're coming for you. That noise you hear outside might just be them getting ready to storm your place and drag you off in the night to be tortured and killed. Better not sleep there tonight.

I've alerted the vast conspiracy, and they are coming for you all. Better run. Now.

Don't discount the probability of the Illuminati calling the Greys in to use their mind rays to swing this election back to RP. They might even bring Elvis back to make a big public speech about how the CIA killed JFK as an RP super-fundraiser. Another big event could be a UFO landing during...

Exactly. Take this news for one small example: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23401610-details/Britain’s+first+Muslim+MP+to+stand+down+after+death+threats/article.do But I'm sure they were peaceful death threats.

Dougie and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmothers's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Dougie recieved his plate, he started eating right away. "Dougie, wait until we say our prayer," his mother scolded. "I don't have to." The boy...

Here's the left's beloved religion of peace in action just last week: Date .... Place ... Dead ... Injured ... comments 6/16/2007 Thailand Narathiwat 1 0 An 82-year-old man is shot to death by Muslim terrorists. 6/16/2007 Thailand Narathiwat 1 0 Muslims shoot a middle-aged civilian...

There is no "modern" islam. The Koran is quite literally the direct word of Allah. Not "As Written By Rappin' Mo". Not "To be interpreted according to the times and customs". Not partially ignored because Mo was a barbarian and we know better about some things. Not subject to any sort of...

You mean Yezdan, of course. Not God. http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21498,21786224-948,00.html?from=public_rss Their religion has more in common with islam than Christianity: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yazidi

I bet that's what happened. No way could this have been a surprise. I've heard from several folks who have started one of his books and couldn't finish. The only reason he's so famous is because the idiots rioted and issued death decrees. If they had just ignored it like civilized people...

The folks that picked him are surprised at the reaction: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6222414.stm Let's see, which group was it that burned embassies and killed people over a handful of cartoons, the "worst" of which was faked by a member of their religion? The spiritual leader of...

http://www.sunherald.com/278/story/81785.html

Dang. This thread's gonna have more views and posts that the Jokes thread. ;)

But it's a "peaceful" beheading they want for Rushdie. Don't you know what a blessing it is to have your head sawed off by a bunch of savages howling Allahu Akbar?

The obvious answer to schools is to get rid of public education. Then liberals can send their kids to learn about the Koran all day long or learn that 2+2=whatever they want so their self esteem isn't destroyed. And learn 2000 ways to have gay sex. And Conservatives can send their kids to...

New National Lampoon Movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUYQwCW5ShQ

Oh, and the Syrians also think that the more US dead in Iraq, the better. Right in line with libtards and Cindy: They have so much in common. They hate America and can't wait to see it destroyed. http://memri.org/bin/articles.cgi?Page=subjects&Area=iwmp&ID=SP162707

The Syrians! What a surprise! http://memri.org/bin/articles.cgi?Page=subjects&Area=iwmp&ID=SP162707 Rumor has it that Osama will be sending her kisses.

Certain churches, anyway. The ACLU says that U of M can install Muslim Footbaths: http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070618/METRO/706180361&imw=Y

But not nearly as funny as the greats. I can shoot an occasional basket for instance, but every NBA player is way better than I'll ever be. Brett Butler can get a few laughs from me. But Yakov Smirnoff has caused me real pain. For whatever reason, women are just not as funny as men.