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Again, how. much. are. you. up? And how can I vet the starting balance? Show the starting balance here and we'll talk.

lol you're 70yo and sitting on $36,000 net liq and you want to bet me $20K that you're up $250? And down on the year. Dude, no idea what you've put since Sunday's open but your DOTM diagonal didn't gain. You're short the condor (long the natural at a credit) in that 5/1. You were sitting on...

What are we betting on?

Your account was absolutely OBLITERATED this week, right? I told you that you cannot hedge skew LOCALLY.

verts. verts.

You doubled a $4K account, is that what you're referring to? Your larger account ($36K) is admittedly down on the year (as you told me in Zoom), so what exactly are you claiming? My point is that the accounting is arbitrary as the $4K account was what, 15% of your primary account? The fact that...

Chris Coons and Polio will make a comeback. Bye, BMitch!

Filibuster will be gone and they will pack the SCOTUS. Just wait.

Dropped another $0.02 today! GOP, buy Trump!

Oh please. Trump has raped dozens. Trump wins that race by a mile. Clinton is a 140-150 IQ. Trump is a bit over half that figure on WAIS. Currently. Maybe 100 tops in his prime.

Bill Clinton? Complete POS. Rapist. End of story. He could have cured cancer and he'd still be vile. You cannot safely leave a woman in a room with him between the ages of 6 and 60.

To be honest; I don't care what you have to learn. I am done beating my head against you ppl/this thread. You'll see me again when I post my PNLs to youtube with zero commentary.

My kid just fell off the roof while cleaning the gutters. I told the wife that if the idiot falls off the roof it's on her. Well, no broken bones as he somehow landed in the fresh mulch and top soil. Ladders are apparently for pussies. I can state that the aforementioned is not as manifestly...

Dumb fuck, ostensibly you pay their salary to sit on their ass and occasionally kill people in cuffs. I say ostensibly as I suspect you've never paid taxes other than consumption. Can you buy crack on your EBT card? lol you live in Commiefornia? Oh my, the principles!

The diff between your local gamma position and terminal risk? Speed. The diff between your local vega and terminal risk? Volga. He's up the Volga without a paddle.

I've talked to two people at large funds who are not acquaintances and both told me the same story. One trades debt in the EU and one trades equity vol in the US. Look. Out. Below.

Dunning Kruger. The only thing that keeps me from spouting expletives is my eventual run for office. It's good that you're trying. It gives ppl hope.

Yes. Your title is misleading/clickbait-ey.

TF do you embed GIFs here? TF. How is this NOT in an ET tutorial? https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lVsYDBC0UVQJCE/giphy.gif