Sorry, Dude. Early in the Zoom you were like on top of the webcam. I believe that you're 50. Your (earlier) proximity to the webcam and beard threw me off.
Are you kids named Walker and Texas Ranger, perchance?
Best percentage return for three months.
Literally I am good up to your net liq ($36,000) on the wager stakes. If you want odds on %-return then let's hear it.
I'll load $500-$600K since we're now talking percentage returns. All we need to do now is talk stakes.
It's a sizable investment in time for both parties... so let's try and make it worthwhile. $5K? More? I am not trying to scare you off... you decide the stakes.
I suggest the following.
Even money. $5K to the winner of the best percentage-return after 90 calendar days. You can feel free to counter with odds. I am willing to lay-odds.
That's an advantage to you as you trade a tiny account.
Best percentage return on account. Account number will be...
How about I limit it to $500K? It's more than fair as you're receiving 100x. You don't know how to price delimited bets? The wager is a huge advantage offered to you on price.
10:1 on return on cash return equates to a $360,000 account. But I m offering 100:1 odds!
They are unflimed 3G+ white phosphor tubes in MUM-14 housings. State of the art. Wilcox mounts. Ballistic SL helmet. I would think your stuff is probably a 1st or 2nd gen device.
Does Beth know that you're a senile old man who is down on the year? You've got a little something on your shirt...
Think of what you could do with the $100K. You could buy a double-wide! Send your grandkids to high school! Buy that dairy cow you've always dreamed of!
HTF will you not take a...
I am afraid of you yet you won't take the bet? 100x payout and 10:1!
Theta, my ass. The only reason you didn't lose $2K this week was bc you had that stupid 5/1 bull condor running. You only covered bc I told you to do so. Nap time for you, gramps!