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Lance :- I had a bike

Mitt Just wait till the next election when I get my hands on your overseas assets - you tax dodging rascals

King George :- They should help pay for the war on those frenchies Obama :- pay your taxes you no good lot or I'll ......I'll ....cry :D

I haff ze Gestapo Adolph H.

Looks interesting and free but for how long ?

As you say most chat rooms die off pretty quick. Noone is interested in the others' favourite instruments or the chatter lulz. So what to do 1.start your own with your own rules and topics 2. hire a yes woman secretary. ?

Of course GDP isn't much of a measure. Wealth is a bit like happiness ! The more you look for it the more it eludes one.The USA is wealth obsessed and.. is bankrupt to the tune of 17 trillion. Take Madagascar which was better off before the greedy money grubbers destroyed it's natural and...

I phoned the NRA to see if they could help me out. When the guy asked me what was the problem, I told him I needed something big and fast as I was expecting those terrorist cousins of mine. He said they didn't do much in the bigger stuff than mortars and for those I would have to go to...

Looks like a tragedy unfolding in Algeria. Surely it is about time the politicians around the world acted a bit tough with the murdering terrorists ? The Algerians have stormed in perhaps a bit early but bravely. The politicians should in my opinion make it very clear to terrorists that 2 of...

Boeing wanted to get their new dreamliner out of the hanger but the wheels fell off.

Have to put OT on ignore. He is either raving mad or on drugs ? Hope your senses return soon ole nasty hasta la vista as they say in Hollywood

Might be easier to have a couple of kids and train them up.

A good ambassidor for the USA he ain't. The rest of the world has got mighty tired of his sort lording it over all of us.

Drop your own shorts you ole ratbag and the rest can line up for their turn - talk about stoking the boiler :D

You are biased and prejudiced OT You should be shipped off to your current war !

My neighbour gave me a bit of grief yesterday, called me a xxxxxxx. So I contacted Walmart and asked if they had something big to take care of the problem. The sales guy asked me if I had a problem with rats and directed me to this page. I was thinking more in the line of a 120mm cannon but...

Hey if you guys are thinking of a " fire sale ". I thought I might get my bid in early for er ............... what are you selling ? Besides the Brooklyn Bridge again. Bought that sob last year ! :p

My heart felt sympathies for Jamie Dimon. His bonus is going to be cut down to only $11 million - I don't know how he will manage.

We are down to eating horsemeat already. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Horsemeat beefburgers' investigated in UK and IrelandTesco's Tim Smith: "We're very sorry this has happened" Investigations are under way to try to find out how...

Noble sentiments OT but what if the US can't pay ? You may have to hang a few politicians before the rest decide to cough up. Our sleezebags are capping pensions, pay rises, benefits etc. What bugs me is they are talking of giving themselves another 30% pay rise.