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  1. Humpy

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    Instead of calling it Ash wednesday how about crematorium day ?
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    Can pension funds fund 90$ pensions?

    I feel sorry for all those people that the " American Dream " didn't work out for them. They have had pretty crappy lives stacking shelves, working at Big Macs etc. being paid peanuts. Now come pension time the rich are hogging most of the money, as if they even need it. Surely enough is...
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    Any Trading Related Q&A Sites Like Quora and Esp. Stack Exchange?

    Just an opinion but it might improve matters if the thread starter had some options e.g. 1. thread moderation powers for the OP just on that thread. 2. as present only moderated by the website mods. 3. dictator like mod powers by the OP who could ban anyone he feels like, from the thread, for...
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    THE MARKET WIZARD THREAD

    Some say women are better traders but not according to the lists above ! Linda Raschke is but 1 ?
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    Staying humble

    Uriah Heap was humble, " very 'umble to be sure sir "
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    My over 6-year trading experience in a nutshell

    My advice for what it is worth is take time away from losing money. Get a job and trade evenings on a demo and then small change until you are back on a winning path. Don't be proud - even Mac's are ok.
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    Is it possible to make money automated trading?

    Probably talking roubles, shekels, rupees or something.
  8. Humpy

    Jokes 2

    Some guy called George Washington decided to become a Mormon. Well that meant he could have 7 wives didn't it ? The seven wives were called Miss Issippi, Virginia, Dela Ware, Mary Land, Ken Tucky, Cali Fornia and Al Aska. A couple o' them looked a bit blokish but never mind on a dark cold...
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    To carry on the Snow White theme I thought the church might like to play. So we have Holy Cow and her 7 dwarfs - bells, smells, cross, chants, bible, hassock and cassock.
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    Which brokers offer the following or more ??

    I currently have a demo at FXCM on which I can try out new strategies. They offer MT4 etc but what I like is the thought of moving over into small bet sizes AND the help they offer through Jason Rogers etc. One of the few brokers that seem to care about their clients. Their success generates...
  11. Humpy

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    nice one +100 will the bums pay us not to go to work ? At least we won't screw up like them. looks possible :p
  12. Humpy

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    The greedy versus the stupid. The losers are ......( you guessed) ...us
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    Whose head would you like to see on the Trillion dollar coin ? Hows about Bush or Odumbo - they wasted most of it on ... I forget what.
  14. Humpy

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    I think you may be getting into a muddle about plurals and genetives
  15. Humpy

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    I could be wrong but I think there should be an apostrophe between the s and the t. Not that many would notice anyway. So we have the various forms of it. It's saddle is literally the saddle of it.
  16. Humpy

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    Alas our fair language is almost universal in it's various forms. It is being " moidered in Nooo Joyseee " etc. but expected to survive in a much altered form:- Oh yes sir dat's 30 rupees don't ya no ? Love it but would ole Bill Shakespeare have been so tolerant ? Er yes prolly.
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    $100

    Thanks to 2nd rate politicians - not much.
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    Die you gross old people

    As long as it's voluntary I see no reason why not. The medical profession mean well but they do keep some alive cruelly when they are in so much pain they would rather die. That bit about retards etc. is a bit reminiscent of the nazis to my mind. Mass mureders yes hang them. No more waiting...
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    Die you gross old people

    Callous Mr Aso The old have been around the block of life and have a lot to offer in wisdom, caring.and many other things. Life is not all about rushing around as if one's pants are on fire. shame on you Mr. Aso
  20. Humpy

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    I keep suggesting giving the Taliban as many Big Macs and packets of smokes as they like, so they too can die young of heart disease and lung cancer like in the West. I mean you don't see many 30 stone giant jellies in Afghanistan do you ?
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