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  1. Humpy

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    It's about now that the useless bums give themselves a pay rise ?
  2. Humpy

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    Only 4 more years to go And BTW the mean rich and celebs are migrating to Russia these days to pay less tax. Let's hope they have got their fur coats ready. Eh Mr Depardieu-ski
  3. Humpy

    Tax Deal Finalized

    Never was any good at paying taxes I suppose. I think we can call the 1812 war a draw. You may not know it but the USA declared the war and invaded Canada. Britain sent over a fleet which burnt only the public buildings in Washington not civilian ones. and sailed away again. I was amused to...
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    Tax Deal Finalized

    The pundits say the agreement is no more than a fudge and no use to the USA or anyone else. Toughen up you wimps and bite the bullet, cos it won't go-away !! They should have taken their medicine. Sooner started sooner over.
  5. Humpy

    Tax Deal Finalized

    I really don't see what you guys are griping about. UK taxes are about double those above !! But then the PM will insist on the UK being more generous than any other country in hand-outs for the 3rd world !! Why the sob doesn't go and live there I don't know !
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    :)
  7. Humpy

    Did Gun Bans In The U.K. And Australia Work?

    They have even banned replica hand guns over here. Ruined my weekly game of cowboys and indians.
  8. Humpy

    Did Gun Bans In The U.K. And Australia Work?

    Looks like this is turning into a 2 horse competition as who is the roughest toughest dude on ET. I can just see them in cowboy outfits swaggering down the street at high noon, pushing ole ladies off the sidewalk. Well 2 big mouths anyway.
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    Did Gun Bans In The U.K. And Australia Work?

    Oh great some nut is advocating guns for teachers in the USA. Will they give mini pistols to school children too ? They can have their very own shoot-outs in the classroom soon.
  10. Humpy

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    Hey and the Fiscall Cliff hasn't even started yet !!
  11. Humpy

    Is it possible to make money automated trading?

    It is probably a lot easier and more profitable to train as an accountant, join a company listed on an exchange and know from an insiders point of view whether or not to invest in that company. Most of one's friends will also be accountants if you get my drift ?
  12. Humpy

    the honorable congressman says US is not a 3rd world country

    "Mr. Armey said in news accounts that he questioned the ethical behavior of senior officials in the group, though others told of a power struggle. He was eased out with an $8 million consulting contract, a copy of which was obtained by The Associated Press. FreedomWorks spent nearly $40...
  13. Humpy

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    Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’ The second responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside...
  14. Humpy

    Zulutrade - autotrading forex with signals

    If you are thinking which platform to use then look at this summary http://socialtradingguru.com/networks/compare-social-trading-networks
  15. Humpy

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    Let's forget business news until the New Year and does this look familiar ?
  16. Humpy

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    Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
  17. Humpy

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    She'll be right mate I'm getting in a carton of Fosters. See ya all on Monday ! Well I bloody hope so. ( could get in a quickie short just in case ? )
  18. Humpy

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    Go Billy Joe
  19. Humpy

    Japan Spirals into Bankruptcy?

    When the collective greed of a country overtakes it's need of integrity then it falls on it's face i.e. Britain 1900 ish Argentina 1900 ish Germany 1920s USA 1928 ish Japan 1980s USA 2000s The politicians have a dismal record of learning from their own and other peoples mistakes.
  20. Humpy

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    Just for those deprived people who have never understood the game of cricket I shall briefly explain the rules. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- You have 2 sides one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out...
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