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NYC or DC would be my guess. I'm pleasently surprised that they haven't done this yet. It's only a matter of time before one of these nutjobs gets lucky. Fortunately they face massive obstacles thanks to their ignorance and raw stupidity. Not to mention all that goat-shagging. :D

3a. Be very careful to keep well away from outstretched claws that emerge from the gaps between the lids and the bowl.

Got nothin, eh? I'm shocked I tell you, shocked! How very surprising that our local warrior who despises islam has somehow managed to not ever be critical of it. It's like giving a sawbuck to a guy on the street then learning the money didn't go to buy food even though he said he was so...

Didn't you see the post by TomDavis? 84% of the population support death for people who leave the faith. Egypt's going to be another islamic state. Oh, the media will downplay the muslim part as much as possible, make no mistake. But it's pretty obvious that we've only figured out one way to...

Really? I do not believe you. Please link to a single post where you have been critical of islam. Just one. The board is filled with your posts critical of "christianity" and "judisem".

<p><a href="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/"> <img border="0" alt="Thousands of Deadly Islamic Terror Attacks Since 9/11" src="http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/TROP.jpg"> </a></p>

Uh oh. Here come the Barney Frank jokes.

If yer talkin' real money, you can set up a trust. Never done one, myself. Post dated checks can still be cashed :(.

Unfortunately these two choices are becoming well known by men. Women that fit this description are getting dumped (then ignored by men) left & right. This stuff used to be a secret, now thanks to teh internets everybody knows it.

It was only a few years ago that republicans didn't even pay lip service to the idea of less government. During the last presidential election, they did not even have a plank in the party platform about smaller government. Exactly. This is a crazy bill and the probability of passage is...

And they call him "El Retardo".

Jan. 27 (Bloomberg) -- Japan’s credit rating was cut for the first time in nine years by Standard & Poor’s as persistent deflation and political gridlock undermine efforts to reduce a 943 trillion yen ($11 trillion) debt burden.

Bust one, better call the pros to clean it up: http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/cfl.asp But if somebody breaks one in their house, WTF do you care? Too many people on Mother Gia anyway. So force other people to use `em to cut down on the mercury you get from outside.

Steven Wright says: "Once I made instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time."

Huh? You gotta get with the program. This isn't some boy scout troop trying out for their merit badges. Whatever would happen would be head and shoulders above my meager understanding, and mine's H&S over yours. JFC. Do you think Obama cooks his own dinner, too? Maybe he washes his own...

Obama hasn't almost been taken out by a Killer Rabbit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_rabbit_incident Yet, anyway.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savings_and_loan_crisis

Pfft. If it was important that a birth certificate be found and it was not there, it would be there and would always have been there - know what I mean? And if one wasn't enough, they'd make dozens. There'd be people ready to fall on their sword if a forgery were discovered. Anybody with a...

Some of you will be amazed to learn that the word gullible is not in the dictionary. ;) Moved to CC. EDIT: Dang, Joe beat me to it.

Luxury! Which brings up this old bit from one of the best comedy troops of all time (at least, according to men): Michael Palin: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable. Graham Chapman: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine, ay Gessiah? Terry Gilliam: You're right...