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A Soviet guy was complaining that his wife couldn't sew at all. His friend said, "You work at a sewing machine factory. What you should do is take one part home a day and soon you will be able to build a sewing machine." The first guy replied, "I did that three times but I keep putting...

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Russian are debating the nature of true happiness. "I say," says the Englishman, "true happiness is having a pint down at the pub with your mates after your football club's won a match." "No," says the Frenchman. "True happiness is a fine wine and a...

Anybody care to make a wager? Offering a thousand dollars US that no draft is in effect on or before 12/31/06, straight up - meaning that if Uncle Ted passes the draft bill, it is signed into law, and somebody is drafted - I lose. If no civilian (without any military background whatsoever) is...

I'm surprised that you'd answer a troll, I had a higher opinion of you. Consider this, written earlier: Only retards and liberals are onboard with this program.

I can confirm that Bighitler and hedgeking have posted from the very same computer within 12 minutes of eachother and seem to share the same ISP.

Ms. American Spy (Sung to the tune of Don McLean's American Pie) A short, short time ago I can still remember How the "Plame Game" used to make me smile And as I read those D-Kos rants I got a big bulge in my pants And thought maybe we'd get "Chimpy" for awhile But then June 12th...

Brazil must have some swell drugs available to the public. I didn't see anybody named IV Trader posting in this thread, but our stoned Brazillian thinks he did.

Recall that English is not his primary language, especially if he is poor as you claim. One should not underestimate the enemy. Sure, they are throwbacks to the triple digits (600 AD), but some of them are fairly crafty. Only a few blow themselves up wiring bombs, for instance. The majority...

So has France surrendered yet? ;)

It's IP traces to Cairo, FWIW.

First, be suspicious of a far away from the market execution in your favor. Before actually entering the trade, consider the bust possiblity. Seems like it's a very rare that a losing trade that gets busted, so yeah, one usually takes a nice loss on a bust. Not always. There were a few...

What is the airspeed of an unladen African Falcon? :D I always knew these turkeys were birdbrains. http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=465485#post465485

The problem isn't the government, we are getting the government that the overwhelming majority of people want. The only thing voters like more than more government is lots more government. To be fair, there's a fair amount of squabbling about which areas need more government, but the basic...

Unfortunately, there are only what? Four or five of us in the whole country that see more government as a bad thing? Meanwhile the left wants to ban alcohol, tobacco, guns, fatty food and the internal combustion engine, while the right wants to ban sex, drugs and rock & roll. And it seems...

Why libtards make bad engineers: A moonbat 9/11 conspiracy loon posts how he knows that flight 93 didn't crash into that field, cuz there weren't any big plane chunks or a tail sticking out of the ground: <IMG SRC=http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1127067>...

Yeah, I gotta support that idea. All the great things about Clerks were novel. Even things like the name of the replacement clerk, Dante or whatever it was. Any add-ons seem like attempts to remilk the cow. It's a bad idea, no matter how well it is executed.

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Interviewing all the people he robbed and enduring all the nasty punishments they could dream up until everybody forgave. To be honest, if he truely repented, I'd be pretty lenient if I were one of the punishers, just find me the Holy Grail or somesuch. But if he did not, he'd be one sorry...

You make light of a serious act of war. Several fish were killed when the seven NK missles dove into the sea an astonishing 30 seconds or so after launch, as ordained by The Dear Leader. Communism is the wave of the future, dontcha know? Just ask the left. :D

The lovers of peace and freedom waxed two soccer fans for having the audacity to watch the world cup. Remember, these are the people that the left love: And unlike Wally linking to Al-Jizm propaganda (like a year ago about how the US was going to pull out of Iraq (and confirmed)), here's a...