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“Old specialist obligations” LMAO. So getting rid of the specialists allows the markets to freefall, huh? That's $@#*ing hilarious. Oh yeah, the specialists will dive right in and catch all them falling knives, they don't mind losing a fortune in a crashing market. Their bosses will...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Trade_Center Seven. Not "dozens". Seven.

True story: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2010/08/27/1646806/man-killed-while-waiting-for-ghost.html

http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=199522

Obviously Bob is under qualified for his job. In the old days, this thread would have been garbaged. Welcome to the new ET.

That's great. At some point, all this government debt is like a heroin addiction. It's tough to quit, but you gotta do it. The longer it takes you to quit, the harder it's gonna be. And part of the solution is not (I repeat *NOT*) taking a couple "small" trips. But hey, if Japan's ready...

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703321004575427712156175190.html

Milk prices are as manipulated as some people here claim the markets are. I've paid $2.20 one week then paid $3.10 the next in the same store for the same brand o' moo juice.

Japan's Double Lost Decade™, now also playing at the world's lone superpower.

Man, this guy sounds a lot like some of our posters.

It's Mr. Leary, all right. We used to listen to this tune right off a tape he released. AIR, it was a live comedy performance and the producers tacked this bit on the end. Or maybe it was a CD - was about 1994. But yeah, the whole thing is Dennis Leary. The sound is anyway, the pictures are...

People also say they got screwed - and they do not imply it was a pleasant experience. So most people are heterophobes too, right?

Only suckers settle on a house they can afford.

Closing at the LOTD. Yay. :)

The libtards are scared sh!tless when they think about the Tea Party. Guess there's more the movement than the media is telling us. Gee, what a surprise.

Well, that's obviously showing respect for the muslims and for their "tolerance" - unless they aren't as tolerant as everybody who wants the mosque keeps saying. What's the problem with this? Are the supporters of the mosque now saying that these muslims are not tolerant?

One thing we can say for sure. It's time to lube up and grab our ankles `cuz Uncle Sam is just getting started. . .

Breaking story on Monday, I presume. Should make for nice trading. If somebody runs out of legs, are we pulling arms, then fingers and toes?

In the immortal words of Foghorn Leghorn: http://www.mcneel.com/users/jb/foghorn/itsajoke.wav

Thanks. Now I have to clean all this coffee off of my monitors.