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Two hunters hire a moose costume in the hope they can get close enough to a bull moose to kill it. They creep up on a huge bull moose but find that the zip has stuck. Suddenly there’s a loud bellow and the hunter in the front of the costume sees that the bull moose is approaching them with a...

Just in case anyone is interested in WHO is going to win the election

Capitalism or Communism 2 vile and cruel extremes that have both foundered. Only the capitalists are too stupid to know it yet. There is no need to be cruel to have an efficient and laudable system. Why not ry being fair, decent, competent and honest - political dimwits !!

Either :- 1. You are getting worse at trading due to a. old age b. carelessness c. other comitments d. boredom e. some other reason 2. The competition is improving faster than you a. improving computer EAs b.fewer mugs and amateurs c. other know thy self brother and...

If you are short of a few $s and crap at golf then go caddying

This guy sneaks aboard the cruise liner and jumps into one of the lifeboats to hide. Damn there was already someone else there. Not so bad tho to have a bit of company until he noticed it was the Italian captain. :)

The US trade imbalance has gone from -44billion last month to -47 billion. For years the US has been telling others to open up their economies even in dire straights ! Now that the US is in a precarious position are they going to accept the "rotten" advice they have been giving out for years...

I regret I don't know about the US system but here in Britain the pension is earnings related. i.e. the higher the earnings the greater the pension. There is the company pension and state pension for which everyone qualifies. The latter is peanuts to the rich and inadequate for the poor. It's a...

Obviously the present system is not only unfair but unsustainable. Why the rich should get bigger pensions than the poor is a relic from the past of a bust capitalist/socialist system. The sooner the greedy elite realize they have obligations, the sooner the problem is fixed. The fix is...

A much better education would be found at successful companies doing apprenticeships. I don't know if that system is prevalent in the US or not but if say Microsoft took on 100 youngsters for 3 years and taught them, they would have a much more practiacal experience than a college with outdated...

What a disaster trusting the USA with leadership of Western Civilization ! Hopeless foreign policies since WW2. Financial world collapse thanks mainly to the Wall St. greedy hogs. And now - about to commit suicide internally ! start again guys it's all gone horribly wrong

The 1.3% denied permission won't find it hard to acquire guns. And who exactly are all these guns going to shoot ? Politicians if they have any sense would be high on the list, then there are those immigrants down the road and ... and...... A recipe for disaster imho but deserved rough...

Getting duffed up in the REAL world can be a nasty shock. When the choice is off home to mum and dad or giving blow jobs I know which I would choose.

He may well expect a tax break from the Republicans After paying $69m in tax he would still be adequately comfortable unlike 30m Americans and rising ! Strange how the richer a country gets - the meaner they get to their own. Stop paying the Taliban and get your own really poor into work...

Nice to see Larry Elison won't be short of a few pennies this Xmas. His pay went up from $70m per year + perks etc. Can it really be right that the elite have so much they must be hard pressed to spend it all while others are living on the streets ? Whole families pushed into 1 small room...

If I was going to put real money on any of these robots, I would favour " tim " as it has a regular equity curve. This would indicate that it is not a gambling programme, taking large risks. I think this factor should be taken into consideration for picking the winner

Germany and France are waiting in the wings with their so-called help. They will want a big slice of Portugal's Sovereignty in exchange for loans that they can't repay. You never know which politicians haven't sold out to them already. Germany is laughing all the way to the bank as the...

Looks like Democracy is unable to cope with the world's problems, About time those clever people at Universities earned their living and dreamt up something better ? Dictatorships are just awful except for the ruling elite Theocracies are hopelessly out of date Plutocracy has Russia...

An interesting point about China which few in the rest of the world know is that it is not really a natural 1 country. It was unified through hundreds of wars in the past. The languages spoken in China vary a lot. People from the Canton area speak a very different language from the people of...

To anyone young and strong apparently there are great opportunities in the cattle ranching business. You are probably thinking of Texas but no, go East young man there are thousands of miles of open wilderness east of Moscow in Russia, just waiting for you If you think you are tough enough !