"Uhhhhhh hay Ocifer, doncha know who I is? Uhhhhh, just cuz meee lights haffens to be ofens, annie `most smached inta ya, doze not mean that I as think you drunk I is.
Plus, I is late, wayyyyy late for impotent govnet vote. Yessir, tryin to bend space and time to get for hurz back."...