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lol top thread of the week, b*tches!

I am out half at 2.4. I would have closed all if not for the holiday weekend.

So you were carrying 400 in, 400 out. You're probably one of their least leveraged traders.

6% mortality... and order of magnitude higher. Probably 100% more possess antibodies and untested. You idiots need a 3rd grade do-over. At 3.22MM you're at a 3% mortality. It would require nearly 17MM with antibodies to COVID-19 to arrive at a 0.6% mortaility.

All of his PMs were laudatory. He was kissing my ass for some reason.

I have only gone through roughly half of my PM inbox and I've counted 10 PMs from gotcha, seaweed and LF combined. I don't have access to atticus or drownpruf so take the sample size as the tip of the iceberg. Not to mention the email he's sent. He's like a grade school narc. Unbelievable.

It gets better. This twat loves the drama.

Obv you can't decipher the data, retard, so here is something that you can understand.

2.3 mid. I will probably close it today although the allure of the holiday weekend is strong.

That's one of two accounts; not even my primary email.

This asshole is seaweed as well? If so, add @Gotcha to the list. Both have sent me literally dozens of emails.

Wow, you're fucking dumb.

You have dG (speed) with the OTM stuff, but you'll still have to trade singles as hedges as the verticals are going to require you to trade more size (say 10-lots per SPX). It's simply not going to track that well. You're risking a lot of gamma in SPX that may not print in VIX.

Match your SPX and VIX tenors. You don't want to swap gamma for vega. I am not going to get into var/vol of vol as it's getting into the weeds. You can't reduce your vol-line by replicating in VIX calls. You're swapping vol for nominal premium. Sure, it's "cheaper" in dollar-terms, but you're...

I can show anyone here in PM my IRS returns showing $8MM in gains < 3 years paying (low) retail comms and nothing under two legs. RegT, no PM. Predominately four strike positions (synthetic (combo) flies). All this shows me is that lindq and piezoe don't trade anything but funds and odd lots.

Thanks gramps. I can show you tickers where the vertical is tighter than the share NBBO. Comms are zero + regulatory. Can we stop with this 90s era bullshit? Fine, you don't have the brain pan to trade anything but D1. Move along.

Good job, dipshit. https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/22/health/us-coronavirus-friday/index.html

JP, what was your max intraday size (combined) at AMP on $3MM net liq? I may have missed it.

2.8 mid; gain of 1.9. Holding for now.

03 hit overnight.