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Know how they seperate the men from the boys in Greece? With a crowbar. Didya hear about the Greek boy who ran away from home because he didn't like the way he was being reared? He came back because he couldn't leave his brothers behind. :D

Especially to four dog ugly women. Yikes!

Guess Buffet & Co. told the president where to stick his 9.1% number. ;)

I tried a joke like that. Neutrino. Who's there? Knock knock. Nobody got it.

http://news.yahoo.com/greeks-might-pay-jobs-152039441.html

They laughed when I said I was going to become a comedian. No one is laughing now!

Terrorist organizations are having a hard time finding qualified people: http://news.yahoo.com/israelis-iran-behind-bangkok-bombings-coordinated-attacks-around-150647081--abc-news.html

We need to break some windows. ;)

How come we say "Take a shit"? Aren't we actually leaving one?

Source data is at http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-soi/09in12ms.xls Haven't dug into it yet though. But #@&( me, I pay way more than that in federal income tax. Maybe I need some better tax swindl. . . errr. . . accountants.

That's an easy one. Uncle Benji has been astonishingly efficient at growing the money supply without having to adjust the CPI much. Further, the feds have been able to borrow a jaw dropping amount without the market getting all Greece on us. But maybe that's not what you meant. ;)

MSM's claiming that Greece and the creditors are close to a deal: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/greece-creditors-move-closer-deal-074432694.html Here's the money quote: Their best case scenario has them still borrowing up a storm a decade from now. JFC. All this trouble and they...

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/hedge-funds-hunker-down-greek-182039583.html

You can get an Obihai 100 for $50 and use Google Voice for free.

Some days you are the bug, other days you are the windshield. What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when he hits a windshield? His @$$hole. Know what the difference between kinky and perverted is? Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. I've...

That's `cuz everyone knows that logs go in the fireplace not the toilet. Sheesh.

http://www.wsoctv.com/video/30063905/index.html Cries of racism in 5. . .4. . .3. . .2. .

Agreed. Moved to CC.

Done. :)

Looks like it's time for yet another emergency summit, plenty of empty posturing and other posturing that is full of it. One day they'll try to kick this thing down the road just one too many times and it'll just blow up.