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"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two in the hotel room. "No thank you." I replied. "That will be all." As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. "Anything for your wife ?" he...

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man ‘Holy Shit. That must be my husband!’ So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and...

Ever try Maker's Mark? Man, I love that stuff. On the discount side, I've always been a fan of Jim Beam.

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Rather than the specific commandments, the tone is appropriate. Most are pretty obvious, like f#*k her good. Yeah, that's a nobrainer and it works great. `Specially as you get older. As us men age, huge gaps show up between those that take care of themselves and those that do not...

? Confident, eh? See excerpts below from your OP. But Rennick isn't talkin' 'bout plain vanilla self confidence. He's referring to swagger. Swagger that says to women that you expect and are used to getting the best and hottest babes out there. Swagger where when you ask a woman for her...

For reasons I do NOT understand, obesity is not linked to morbidity. It seems crazy on the face of it though. I should dig into that study and see if they discounted for all the illnesses, meaning once we take out all the people who died from heart disease and diabetes and such, then fat...

Not for long. Make no mistake, our Brave New World is one of shared misery. You can bet the ripe sucks who are foolish enough to actually work for a living will be ponying up to pay Nose Ring's debt.

It may be overrated, but it is *far* from irrelevant. If you are smart (we're talkin' 98% percentile here), then going out with a bimbo will get old no matter how smokin' hot she is. Somewhere between 50 and 75% of dating advice is utter nonsense. That's a fine example of some. Fat...

Time for some Drachma Drama: Banks prepare for the return of the drachma LONDON (Reuters) - Banks are quietly readying themselves to start trading a new Greek currency. Some banks never erased the drachma from their systems after Greece adopted the euro more than a decade ago and would be...

`Xactly. They had their first warning when the door and windows were locked. They got their second warning when the alarm went off. Three strikes and yer out. Gotta keep that gene pool clean.

Seriously? Yikes. Not once a day, but once every two days? Getting old sucks. :P

Heh, just told this joke to my gf this morning (I kid you not): It's night time and all are settling in for bed. A guy walks up to his wife offering aspirin and a glass of water. "WTF?" She cries. "I don't have a headache!" "Gotcha!" He yells.

There's a post from a serous drinker. Wake-me-ups are a big sign of real trouble. But he's right. When I was just out of school, nothing cured a hangover like a really spicey bloody mary. Down one or two of those, and I was cured. Be grateful you get hangovers. Some studies suggest that...

Gee if Fannie & Freddie end up with stacks of foreclosed homes. . . well heck there's a great place to put some homeless people. Coming son to your neighborhood. ;)

Nice to see two users who think they disagree comuing to agreement, even though one of them thinks otherwise.

So I guess if a majority of (white) people got together and reinstituted slavery, Obama'd be against SCOTUS overturning it? Unconstitutional. About 4 too many syllables for The One.

From a company newsletter: Dear Sir, I would like to complain about the recent advert placed in the Manchester Evening News for a Technical Support Engineer. While most of the advert was OK I must object strongly to the line "Please reply with your CV and also state your weight in...

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