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    Headache

    Stop hanging around Marketsurfer? j/k! :D
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    About the 95% statistics. Just a question

    I didn't know ol' Abe was into daytrading!??? "Lawyerin' and studyin' by candle light, splittin' rails and daytrading during the day.." Probably had to use an old '386 and 14.4 dialup...Truly, an American legend. :D
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    The Key to Trading Well

    So my neighbor and I each had old wells that weren't flowing enough during the Summer. They needed to be deeper. I told him, if he would help me dig mine deeper, I'd help him. We dug mine first, then we traded to his well...
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    who are the best mechanic traders on ET?

    You do realize that at least one of those has recently blown out their account, don't you? Now this is true:
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    Larry William's ex Son in Law Found Dead in NYC

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    Mixed 2007 For John W. Henry's Funds

    So you have a bunch of funds, some with opposite correlation, then after suffering stunning losses in most, you can say "yeah, but a couple of our funds were up big..."
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    Scottrade: Home of the 60 Second Execution

    Might as well move to a real broker ---> http://individuals.interactivebrokers.com/en/main.php
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    Ahh! Too many options, help for noob.

    Visual Studio and an IB account is all you need. It may take a while and require some slick programming, but the IB API is free, open, usable and (at least for me) very reliable. You can get historical data and control all aspects of IB TWS thru the API. It just takes some coding...
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    Jokes 2

    Paddy O'Conner's wife opened the door to see Paddy's boss from the Guinness plant. "I have sad sad news to report to ya Mrs O'Conner. Paddy was in a bad accident at the plant and has passed on. He fell into a vat of Stout and drowned" he said. She replied "Oh dear god, I hope he didn't...
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    Jokes 2

    nutmeg?
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    Rogue trader to cost SocGen $7bn

    Looks a little bit like this guy! :p <img src="http://timothysykes.com/images/stories/TimCover1.jpg"/>
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    Jokes 2

    I'm kinda famous around here, but just to the good looking women (sorry fly and nut). A couple cuties asked me how tall I was. I told them "6' 3, measured from the ground, up". They then asked how big my dick was. I told them "4 inches". They giggled and asked how I measured it. I...
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    Jokes 2

    My dick killed Chuck Norris.
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    Jokes 2

    You ain't tellin' me nuthin'... I even gotta have help when I take a whiz. I hurt my back and the doc sez I can't lift nuthin' heavy!
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    Rogue trader to cost SocGen $7bn

    -$7 billion? And you guys thought marketsurfer was a bad trader! :D
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    Stop with all the "black <day_of_week>" threads

    Oh shit! Close that page - your wife just got home! :p
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    Jokes 2

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    Jokes 2

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    Jokes 2

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    Anybody else think nutmeg's a little...unhinged, even for ET? Not that that is a bad thing! :D Keep 'em comin', nutty! :cool: Regards.
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