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  1. Humpy

    Life after trading - busted traders

    There was somebody who crashed out big time. So much so that he felt suicidal. He phoned a suicide hotline and talked to somebody who admitted to being in a call centre in Asia. When he said he could drive a truck they seemed really interested !! :)
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    Jokes 2

    Q. What's the difference between a greedy banker and the village idiot ? A. about 10 million dollars of taxpayers money
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    Jokes 2

    Search Health3,000+ Topics Obama Declares Swine Flu a National Emergency Sign in to Recommend Twitter Sign In to E-Mail Print By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Published: October 24, 2009 Filed at 11:23 a.m. ET WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Barack Obama has declared the swine flu...
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    Goldman Sachs: Pic of the day

    Up until the 80s there was a lot of respect for the rich, but now that they are shown up by their GREED and selfishness they are largely despised for being the greedy pigs that they are. They sit on each other's remuneration comittees' boards giving their buddies huge pay awards which are...
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    Jokes 2

    One day the village idiot has to go to the nearby town for the funeral of his dear departed brother. He puts on his best clothes and walks down to the railway station. He says - Gimme a return ticket The station ticket man says - and where would you like to go ? He says - well back...
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    Jokes 2

    That hippy flower powered looney from the 70s - Timothy O'Leary has left a legacy of broken homes, hearts etc. etc. with his philosophy of turning on and dropping out. But who cares - it made it that much easier with less competition. whatever happened to him btw ? 'Came a banker maybe :D
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    Anyone heard of these guys ?

    In a volatile economic climate there are lots of opportunities to make money. Headway has the infrastructure in place to build a successful team of remote traders. At Headway, through our experience, we know what makes a good trader. We are confident in our ability to provide the best...
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    Yessir Mr. Kremlin SIR

    MI5 kept file on former PM Wilson Harold Wilson spent eight years in total at Number 10 The security services kept a file on the former Labour Prime Minister Harold Wilson throughout his time in office, a new book has revealed. Defence of the Realm, the first authorised history of...
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    Jokes 2

    There is a theory that expert economists should specialise a lot In fact as the years go by they tend to know more and more about less and less; until one fine day it suddenly dawns on them that they know practicaly everything about nothing
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    USA debt clock (bankrupt USA)

    Of course the obvious way out is to deflate the value of the dollar until the odd trillion is neither here nor there. Anyone with an enthusiasm for Robert Mugabe's economics must view this as a serious possibility.
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    USA debt clock (bankrupt USA)

    One must ask the questions :- Who is to blame ? And will they be fined or forgiven ? That's assuming you guys ever emerge from the mess ?? The USA seems to have bankrupted itself over 911. Afghanistan has already bankrupted and therefore beaten the British Empire and the Soviet...
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    USA debt clock (bankrupt USA)

    With the present cast of jerks in Washington, it is not going to happen ( withdraw US troops from Europe ). The politicians are going to foul things up. They are not going to do what has to be done. They are going to be more concerned about keeping their votes and winning the next election. That...
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    USA debt clock (bankrupt USA)

    Some Jim Roger's quotes World-renowned investor and financial commentator James B. Rogers Jr. SAID today that nationalization of mortage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac makes America “more communist than China is right now.” Rogers called the bailout “socialism for the rich.”...
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    USA debt clock (bankrupt USA)

    Jim Rogers predicted the whole horrible mess-up back 20 years ago !! Pity Greenspan et al didn't read his work and do the appropriate counter measures then. Clearly more than a wake-up call to completely renovate the system Upgrade or die
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    Confessions of a successful trader

    One of life's golden rules Never admit to anything unless it's in your favour - "confess my son ? in the famous words of John Mc " you cannot be serious !!"
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    Jokes 2

    HAHAHAHAHAAH Great jokes Yannis yet again !!
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    "His worth has fallen to about $4 million from a peak of about $100 million."

    The irony is that in the free-for-all fight for riches, all will become battered and the vast majority poor ! The banana republic situation has been played out many times in South America and Africa. Revolution, civil war etc. ad nauseam. Principles and integrity stopped the West...
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    Jokes 2

    Q. Why does Hussein Bolt run so fast ? A. Only got two small nuts
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    Know how to program, don't know how to trade. Where do I begin?

    Start at the beginning with S&P500. Master that and move on imho
  20. Humpy

    Car drives on AIR

    Ortis checks out the Airpod - a car that runs on air! Bonjour, bonjour! Why the amazing degree-level-standard French? Because I recently took a trip across the Channel and headed to Nice to check out a prototype car that’s powered by nothing but air – the AIRpod! Looking like...
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