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For the real world you HAVE to add in commission. slippage and the fact that mms hunt stops. Taking those factors into account, I regret to tell you your system hasn't a chance

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car...

Neural networks, genetic algorithms, swarms etc. etc. have their day and then fade into obscurity. Only a few hard core devotees keep plugging on with them. Do they make huge profits ? Wish I knew Still looking for someone to try my biological semi-intelligent computer set-up ??????????? (...

Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter.... First Woman : "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me. Second Woman : "I know..." First Woman : "How?" Second Woman ...

Spot on Too clever for me Nutmeg !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haaaaaahaaaaaaaaa

Whattya get, if you cross a leopard with a policeman ? ( think about it - answer supplied soon )

If the UK had stuck with its principles of:- honesty thrift hard work integrity etc. we would not be in half as much trouble as we are. Many of our airbrain politicians and people copied the Hollywood glitz, Wall Street greed, banana republic dishonesty, drug abuse, Soviet socialism...

That hairy ape probably needs a cave, not a house :D

Treasure hunting with a metal detector is hard work but fun. It has been very profitable for many people too. Probably more suited to an old country as in Europe for obvious reasons. But having said that there is a supposed multi-million dollar treasure in Virginia called the Beale treasure...

A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?" The sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way...

Ever thought of girls ? They take up a load of time and a lot of money

At last the commentators are largely agreed that the war on drugs is unwinable. Bloomberg have an interesting debate currently. We will have to wait for the politicians to catch up. Prohibition didn't work in the 1920s for alchohol and wont work today against illegal drugs. So let the suckers...

Start your OWN business pawnbroking is on the up - wonder why ?

The whole rotten system relies on the principle of DON'T ROCK THE TROUGH

Our calamity is four big doses of Socialism:- The Great depression with Ramsy MacDonald The 40s with Atlee The 70s with Foote and Callaghan The last 12 years with Blair and Brown All caused near economic bankruptcy and still the mugs vote for them The USA is stuck with their greedy...

Sure we got some damn ugly looking women but we put bags on their heads and call them Arabs :D

Happiness is when you have all the girls in an inner circle and all the blokes in the outer circle. They rotate until the music stops and you are opposite the most gorgeous person ever. Not sure it works so well for gays tho

Since its Christmas Two Santas are leaving the grotto. "I can't wait to get home," says one of them. "As soon as I walk in the door, I'm going to rip my wife's panties right off." "I know the feeling," the other says. "No, I'm serious," says the first. "They're killing me."

loons (English noun. ) those endowed with wacky, eclectic, funny, unorthodox humour Not derogatory. But a compliment.

Happy Christmas and a prosperous New Year to:- Nutmeg Fly Tiger Yannis and all the other loons on this thread