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The ones with dementia could have a little reminder list of who they are and what they are meant to be doing :D

If the USA would like to ramp up operations in Afghanistan and save billions in future medicare then may I suggest allowing anyone who can walk, pull a trigger and count to four sign up for military service. Casualties would be high but the rewards might be worth it.

If any one of them mentioned eye-liner, lipstick colour etc. they would forget politics in an instant as being definately less important No need to bring on the 2nd team just yet imho

I should know coming from the UK and indeed I do, but we are not the leaders of the "Free World " and therefore being stuck in the past is of less importance in the bigger picture. I would gladly kick Cameron's butt into reality if I could but sadly I can't. He seems to be in some sort of...

The rest of the world has known the USA has had some huge problems for some time now Their politicians are only just discovering the fact and are amazed The solution dear friends lies not in more medicare, bombing another country into rubble etc. but updating your 200 year old senile...

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest...

What a dummy spin a coin and get your 50/50 thank the lord for the loads of dummies on this planet makes the rest look special

I think the USA will struggle on for a while with their outdated system but others will change to the Chinese 1 party system. A sort of Mad Max anarchism may prevail in outlying areas for a while. A sad loss of freedoms enjoyed by many but perhaps not appreciated enough till lost.

Some wit remarked that Greece is a country full of ruins well, time and conflict can accept responsibility for the architecture and the anarchists, unions and socialism are now doing a huge demolition job on their finances imho It's music to the ears of a united Europe supporter with...

Some wit remarked that Greece is a country full of ruins well, time and conflict can accept responsibility for the architecture and the anarchists, unions and socialism are doing a huge demolition job on their finances imho

We had cutting edge technology at school in the 1950s It was called a cane :)

ALL immigrants should sign a pledge supporting THE basic values of the country concerned or be deported back to the shitholes they escaped from. No more of this do-gooding christian foregiveness hypocracy

friend of mine dropped his wallet on the sidewalk. Bent over to pick it up and got rammed right in the arse. Looked around and there was this liitle guy rubbing his nose !

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses." "We don't have any." replied the first blonde. "Well, if...

The Republicans are looking for a presidential candidate, so they drew up a checklist of qualities needed 1. Must be honest – unlike Nixon 2. Must have an IQ higher than 50 – unlike Bush 3. Doesn’t grope, rape or molest the opposite sex – unlike Clinton 4. Isn’t likely to start...

Cut him off without a penny :)

I was assuming and perhaps wrongly that the forests were planted for the timber. If they are just scrub then I would agree they need to be cleared out every so often, but if they were planted 20/30 years ago for timber then besides the polution, then its a big waste of money and effort...

Huge fires are blazing in Arizona completely out of control Seems to happen regularly in the USA If the politicians had a working brain cell between them they would make it law to have lines of 100 ft towers, on ridges in the danger areas - turn on the tap when needed to let the wind...

One pic comes up ( right hand side only ) so hard to say