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Heh. :D Maybe so, but a lot of that junk is for Julian Day calcs and to find Good Friday expirations (past and future) for accuracy. You need to convert to Julian to easily count the number of calendar days between dates, so it can be used in Black-Scholes crunching. And besides...

Depends on if she brought a really good lookin date along with her (female!). Then we could both work on her (the date I mean!)... :p

Turn on computer. Hit "Go"! :D

just posted this in another forum http://blogs.wsj.com/marketbeat/ Scott Patterson reports on the Dow industrials quick 3 p.m. drop: The sudden, sharp decline by the Dow Jones Industrial Average shortly before 3 p.m. Eastern time today was triggered by a tabulation delay by Dow...

From the WSJ: http://blogs.wsj.com/marketbeat/ Scott Patterson reports on the Dow industrials quick 3 p.m. drop: The sudden, sharp decline by the Dow Jones Industrial Average shortly before 3 p.m. Eastern time today was triggered by a tabulation delay by Dow Jones data systems, which...

Okay okay, Thorny! You done good Kid! (took awhile tho! :D) Now hit those showers! Best. :cool:

Busted trades? I hope not! Saw this on Real Money. Don't have a sub for the rest. George Moriarty A Mechanical Dip? 3:49 PM EST Art Cashin making the point that the dip to -545 looks potentially linked to an error, and that the

Slammin' trade, Surf Boy! :) Blind squirrel thing? j/k! Best.

Anybody got the number to Big Ben's PPT? Might wanna give 'em a ring... :p

I don't have my computer. Stats anyone? When was the last time we had this large a % drop? Volatility Baby!

Third Friday is not too hard, but you have to deal with Good Friday holidays sometimes. I just put all the Exp dates in a structure and find them when needed. Brute force and decidedly Not elegant. Works fine for me tho. Here's a little more elegant exp finder in WealthScript (mostly...

Hey! Yer pretty good. You don't need any help! :D

-81 points on the Naz? Hmmm, when was the last time that happened... Gonna hafta dig out the charts! :p

Nope. Sold all my dippers long ago, at a nice profit. Thank you. Now my systems are busily looking over my watchlist and setting up trades. You see, it's all about trading. To paraphrase from a famous movie "We WILL hunt down trades. That's ALL we do! WE WILL NOT STOP!" :cool:

Like I always say... :D Short the Crash. Bank the Cash! Did Dumping markets Bust a Vein? Sell 'Em Hard and Ride the Train! Did Thorny finally get it Right? Sell this Junk and Take a Bite! Naz get Slammed for -3%? Short some More and Make some Cents! Just...

What's this? A little volatility? THANK GAWD!!!!!! :cool: :cool: :cool:

I'm buying! Or...at least...if my autosystem detects stocks it *thinks* have moved the *correct* way, it sends in a limit under da market. And it does a little more and a little more and...viola - I make enough money to buy new tires for my Kmart bike to get to my job as assistant shift...

Be careful on that thing!