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...ahhh, it was a joke.

...and he has the "right" to take a crap - but maybe in the bath room, not in public...

In all honesty, the rules did not do you in - your attitude and inability to change have done the trick. Rules and markets change all the time. A day, maybe two of bitching is understandable - never ending whining isn't. The rules is the rules - you and all the other small fish ain't gonna...

Sorry, I don't do business with guys who troll for customers, and give CYA calls.

Damn, those head and shoulders patterns are deadly accurate - so how much do you charge for this kind of advice?

hmmm... First it was the "trader who never was" - and now it's the "journal keeper who won't!"

You want bell bottoms and Colombo reruns. You want yesterday's news. You are a dull, boring near-do-well. Your hero Subliminal is out of material, boy. Go back and read his old posts - live in the past.

You want a piece of me? You think you're in my league, boy? Come on...

Let's get something straight - Subliminal is OLD HAT - done, finished, stick a fork in him! He's OK if you're stuck in the 70's, but I am here and now. If the old timer wants to have a "Wit-Off", I'm ready. Are you reading this, Subliminal? Get out your Uncle Billy's Joke Book, and...

You can post what ever pleases you - but it doesn't make it so. If you had one tenth of my ability, you'd be a lot more interesting then you are!

THE SOUNDS OF SILENCE “You know what? It was kind of nice listening to some tunes instead of that annoying voice shouting at me all day.” With that tampa sat back at days end more relaxed then he had been in months – the months since he discovered Market Sounds, the computer generated...

IT’S UNCONSTITUTIONAL! Sighting the 1st, 3rd, 4th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 17th, and 23rd Amendments to the United States Constitution, tampa called on all traders to take to the streets in protest of the CME’s decision to discontinue the service known as Market Sounds. The distraught trader and...

Market Sounds Gone! In a move clearly intended to screw all traders, but in particular tampa, the CME today pulled the service known as Market Sounds. The product was a computer generated ”Squawk Box” providing bid and ask prices for the E-Mini S&P 500, as well as the NASDQ 100 stock...

I think he's just trying to build a system that will run "Jasper" without crashing...

PAGE SIX Life is not just fun and profits for some ET traders. hardrock375 told a sad tale of trying to find some tail on AOL message boards, only to discover tat the girls were more often than not boys. Meanwhile, bobcathy1 let it slip that cathybob1 could no longer hoist the old sail...

SAY IT AIN’T SO! In a stunning turn of events, it was announced that Baron, founder of The Elite Traders Forum, has sold the respected gathering place for market mavens to Miss Cleo. Contacted at her Miami, Florida home, the new owner said that the only change would be that starting Monday...

A MAN OF FEW WORDS! Elite Trader Forum member metooxx admitted tonight to not only saving valuable hard drive space with his one line posts, but also to having jeans older then 2i years of age! Veteran ET members showed little surprise, as the man of few words is still using a printer...

THE CRASH OF 2002? Computer Scientists from around the globe are meeting in emergency session tonight in Paris to find a way to stop the Boy Wonder aphexcoil from getting access to a Super Computer. aphexcoil, the developer of “Jasper”, an API designed to work with Interactive...

Gekko going public? Elite Trader member Gordon Gekko who recently set the world record with his 39,257th consecutive losing trade, announced today that he is considering posting a public journal on ET. Gekko, who currently resides in a cardboard box under a bridge on Interstate 95, made...