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oh Opti, how I long for the day when you stand behind me with your hands in that special place - oooohhhh, it just give me vapors...

Oh, woe is me. Guys, can you find it in your hearts to forgive me? How dare I speak unkindly of something that means so much to us as a people – athletic competition. It’s true, I am but an embittered man, who never really made the team. I fibbed about having started. In fact I was...

I wait with bared breath...

...sure there is, a geek unable to string two sentences together in defense of the only meaningful thing in his life.

I'll try again. Can you point out anything I said that is untrue? ANYTHING? I'll make a deal with you - point out a mis-truth, and I will leave you alone. Otherwise I will hound you and all the other geeks into the proverbial "locker room".

...and you, a real pes-brain. I note that you failed to point out my mis-truths as I suspected.

I regret to inform you that I was the starting Center for three years in football, and the starting Catcher for two in baseball. I know that it would please you to think otherwise, since apparently your own life is so meaningless that you must live it through the exploits of others. Rather...

...keep your shirt on, daniel m - all in due time.

As my dear close personal friend daniel m pointed out, there is much that a young man can learn from participating in team sports. First and foremost the young man learns to worship at the feet of older men, to accept whatever the “coach” says, to blindly follow his commands and dictates...

Right after lunch today I will be conducting an on line seminar detailing the tampa technique – by far the most astonishing trading method yet discovered. I am pleased to announce that it is SOLD OUT. The response has been overwhelming, with most of Wall Street’s top traders signing...

What you fail to understand is that if you were pulling in the big bucks you wouldn't have any secrets. Only people who have yet to learn how to trade think that there is a secret to it - the longer you dwell on looking for what isn't there, the longer it will take to learn...

Yogi said things that he knew did not make sense - he's not a good one to use for making a point...

Polls where people are not chosen at random are not, and cannot be scientific - people with an agenda are the only ones who participate in your kind of poll. Thank you for recognizing my irreverence - it's always nice to have one's work noted.

...what would you possibly know about logic?

PM till the cows come home - you're not getting back in to the chat room until you pay...

...didn't read the rules before trading, and apparently haven't read the "Homeland Security Act"... BTW - your poll is not scientific - it's bogus...

I am not "not into sports" - I am a life long fan. It may also surprise you to know that I not only played organized sports, but truly enjoyed it. My problem is the level of sports worship we have achieved. I grant you that most "jocks" are no worse than the rest of us - and none of them...

If I am not mistaken, you get to the club on a publicly paid for road. I also believe that golf courses are taxed at a significantly lower rate than other property. With their property insurance they ask others to share in the liability. Just a few things that come to mind. They want...

Clearly the Street was not pleased with the news of the AL QUAEDA CAMEL WASH designed to raise money for still more dastardly deeds – of course readers of this Journal had sufficient warning to profit from the downdraft. Other so called advisories waste their time, and your money looking in...

Only when Philadelphia plays...but that's different.