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    Was M.W. banned again?

    You can find a public list of stocks that are halted. Maybe there should be one for ET members.
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    Why dont brokers have bank CDs as marginable? Seems silly. What am I missing?

    Margin on CDs is not an allowable asset by the Federal Reserve under reg. T
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    Jokes 2

    It is possible in real life after a longer period of time.
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    Japan former top currency diplomat warns of intervention if the yen falls further

    Do you understand the ridiculousness of your question?
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    Japan former top currency diplomat warns of intervention if the yen falls further

    Every problem is an opportunity.
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    upvote on alert

    Feedback exists for site issues, not for trading advice. Request for Argentina opportunities should be placed on the Argentina thread.
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    upvote on alert

    upvote shows up in alerts but not on the post https://www.elitetrader.com/et/threads/hope-for-economic-mess-in-argentina.376246/#post-5864699
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    Hope for Economic Mess in Argentina

    MMT is voodoo economics propounded by left wing economists.
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    Hope for Economic Mess in Argentina

    https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/wielding-chainsaw-huge-dollar-bill-argentine-radical-taps-into-voter-fury-2023-09-15/ Javier Milei, wielding chainsaw and dollar bill, taps into Argentine voter fury By Horacio Soria and Juan Bustamante September 15, 20237:20 AM EDTUpdated 3 days ago...
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    Jokes 2

    A woman sits next to a priest on a plane. "Father," she says, "may I ask you a favor?" He replies: "Gladly, if I can, my daughter." "So you know I bought a very expensive and particularly good lady's razor, but it's brand new and now I'm afraid I'll have to pay a lot of duty on it at customs...
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    Best Trade Ideas for Shorting Consumer Credit

    Take a small loss before you have a large loss.
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    Jokes 2

    My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman. She told me I was arrested under suspicion of being good in bed. After two minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.
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    AAPL: France bans iPhone 12 over radiation concerns

    It is the European way. If you can't strangle an American co. through antitrust actions, hurt them through regulation. Biden has the same mentality.
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    A taxi cab picks up a nun. The nun enters the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring. The nun asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you". "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have...
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    Why Wisconsin’s Pension Chief Earns Eight Times the Governor’s Salary

    you have shown mediocre performance and irrelevant numbers.
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    Sweet revenge

    A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at Pizza Hut drives up to park in front of the house in a beautiful Porsche. Naturally, his parents know that there’s no way he earned enough with his after-school job to buy such a car. “Where did you get that car?” his mom and dad screamed in shock. “I...
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