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I was thinking of spot at $13 - remember, I'd have to pay for that $1 strike - and P&L per lot. Brandi (or was it Candi? May have been Cyndi) and I still have to figure out who gets how much of the take, and those girls are predatory.

Not really relevant, but: when I last taught at the Google campus in Mountain View, the squirrels were so goddamned huge and fat that they waddled slowly instead of running. Don't think I ever saw one climb a tree, either. So yeah... leave those billionaires' squirrels out of the discussion...

You're special, ON. I'm a bit ticklish myself, but I'd hire someone you could play those games with. I'll negotiate a cut of the deal with her, of course... not that ~$1200 goes all that far these days.

I'm always amused by these virtue-seeking breast-beaters who pick "SEV DUH URTH" for their Cause of the Day(tm). The Great Oxygenation Event that killed off 95%+ of all life on Earth? The human population bottleneck, where humanity was down to some thousands of individuals? Fuck, even the the La...

Oh, look - a stalker who has followed me from another thread in order to try nitpicking at a microscopic detail! How sweet. I still won't take money from you to let you lick my toes, though. You really should give that up before... uh, never mind; it was creepy from the first moment. Oh, and -...

Then you literally missed everything he said. Carlin's entire point - stated with clarity, precision, and humor - was that useless whiners like you are arrogant and stupid, can do nothing whatsoever about the planet, and are too incompetent to even take care of yourselves. In fact, he emphasized...

Oh, laughing at creatures like you is rarely a waste of time. It helps clarify what's real in the midst of the bullshit you write, and it's highly entertaining. What's not to like? Your "direct response" was a vitriolic, spittle-spraying, fanatical baying at the moon; not a single sign of a...

For a microcephalic psycho like you, whose basic position is that of screaming, vomiting jealousy and hatred for things that he's too brainless to participate in? That's a gimme. Both, of course - assuming I grant you the ability to possess an intellect. Since your animal grunts here haven't...

:D:D:D I understand that you'd find it complimentary to your stunted, damaged, shriveled ego if someone in this world cared enough to get stressed, or be in some way affected by the garbage you spout. Sorry, you've missed this time... give it another 20 or 30 years, and somebody may turn up. But...

Correct. The OCC actually has a nice graphic of this settlement process on their site somewhere.

Fascinating. So... if this is the world you live in - and I can assure you, from broad and varied experience, that very few Americans share it with you - you obviously include yourself in this inescapable process? Shit education, shit brains, and all? That would explain quite a lot...

Like a sleek and deadly submarine coming up to periscope depth to sight in, fire one - and only one - torpedo, and sink the enemy... and then retreat to the depths in silence, with yet another ship's outline to be painted on the sail. Fear the Reaper.

It's not about the MM; at least not by default. The auto-exercise - note the word "auto", there - goes forward if the strike is 0.01 or more ITM at expiration, period (unless the owner tells his broker not to exercise.) Note that the broker does not make or participate in this decision; it's...

I was - oh, maybe 10 or 11. Tastes change, you know. :) Seen it lots of times, and love it.

Ah - one of my favorite writers when I was a kid. We had a copy of his stories before it was legal (Brezhnev era), and I used to hide under my blanket with a flashlight and read them. "Fiddler on the Roof" felt like a major opera to me back then - but I loved his short stories. Odd side note...

Is not smart enough to be potato. Is imitation potato. Да, comrade.

Incidentally - since I've already mentioned this character's comedy act - one of the funniest routines by the brilliant Russian Jewish comedian, Arkadiy Raikin, was called "Sigizmund". As the Romans used to say, "vitae imitatur ars" - "life imitates art" - and here's a modern comedy act for all...

:D:D:D:rolleyes: Comedy gold right there, bruh. Forget MOEX - come do your act at some bar here. I'm pretty sure Yacov Smirnoff has retired, so there's got to be a vacancy.

Oh, you cared very much indeed - enough to make it an issue - at which point, the truth made you look like a fool. So now you "don't care"... which makes you a fool and a liar. But we already knew all that from your shill act. Hint for you: peddling snake oil only works if the audience is both...