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That's... quite broad. And almost certainly unjustified. I have reservations about the implicit moral hazard in, say, TT teaching and offering brokerage services, but I don't think you can make the case for what they teach "not working" any more or less than any other options education resource...

I assume you have some seriously reputable inside info... I'd have put money on 100% of them not giving the slightest crap.

Um... some "educatered" fluffy bunnies might get mad and post about it on social media? Oh, NOES! How will we survive??? Assuming it doesn't directly and obviously result in a Watergate moment, that is...

We already have one. And they're not "bailing" anyone out - they're stealing money from those who are working and earning to pay for those who are too incompetent to do so (and thus pay off the loans) on their own. They're also rewarding the schools for overcharging for education, and...

He's just sputtering, not even communicating effectively. Not that I blame him; it's an idea so monumentally stupid that you just feel like screaming "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MORONS? HAVE YOUR BRAINS BEEN AMPUTATED???" I usually avoid politics, but... Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick, this is...

Thanks to you, in part - I think Matt owes you a finder's fee. :) I remember you mentioning them WRT looking at skew, and that's exactly what I'm wrestling with now. Gotta say, these guys make it a lot easier than doing it by hand!

I went ahead and signed up yesterday. Yep - agreed! Looks awesome so far. (Thanks for the help, @Matt_ORATS !)

I've attended a few of those, and... he writes (wrote) better than he talks. Which isn't all that much of a compliment. :\ He also had a CBOE - what shall we call her? - mediator, whose job seemed to be to steer him back on course when he wandered. Which he did quite a bit. It seems to me that...

At this point, I'd suggest reading more structured materials (e.g., "Options, Futures, and Other Derivatives" by Hull, or "Option Volatility and Pricing" by Natenberg. There are a few others, but these are pretty much the standard reference works.) Don't get me wrong, OA and TT are reasonable as...

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: This is purely hilarious. Sure, it's a standard pattern of behavior for desperate losers... but seeing it play out in this kind of a textbook fashion is still amusing as hell. You came in here chasing me to make a weak-ass (and wrong) argument against what I'd...

There would be some truth to that! :D From a recent post on Twatter:

Are you talking about this kind of thing? It's under 'Charts/Product Depth' in ToS.

I just did a quick search, and it seems that campus squirrels are A Thing(tm). On many campuses, they make handy experimental subjects - and given the students' propensity to eat fast food and toss the leftovers to these rodents, they often get fat. (But yeah, they're rodents - and they get...

Oh, look - the anal chancre is still making noises! Last I heard, it was going to crawl off leaving a trail of slime, but I guess it just couldn't contain its vitriol. Sadly for your one barely-fizzling imitation of a neuron, you're wrong again - I don't do politics at all. But it's not much of...

[rolling eyes] Blah, blah, blah. Dude, stop defending your ego already - you look like a tick desperately trying to stay attached to somebody's hairy ass in the hope of something good happening. Drop off already. If this actually mattered to you, you'd look up OCC's rule 805 and be done. But...

Yeah, m'kay. You know better than brokers and the OCC itself do. Good luck with all that.

Man, that's a lot of toe licking. Better stock up on water. And 10 calls won't be enough for all three. Have your people call my people; we'll talk.

Thanks for your (incompetent, as always) attempt at a compliment, but compared to you, even an ant carries a big swinging dick. So... it would be damning with faint praise - if anyone at all cared about your thoughts. Unfortunately for you... OBTW: yes, humans can actually learn things. Roll...

Oh, is being triggered a thing in your psyche? I guess that was rather obvious when you went on your psycho Marxist rant on the other thread. But hey, now you're calling me your friend, so I guess it's all settled in what you call your "mind"... Please make sure you're up on your meds. That...

That would be because some houses settle in-house, at least partially. Whatever is left over gets sent to the OCC.