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Those idiot religious freaks. The only true way to freedom and success is Scientology!

Well, it shouldn't really be here. This is Elite Trader. Not Cat-Fished-Me.com Honestly, you're already being pegged by everyone for being a white-knight sucker by admitting this story. I was hoping at first it was just a joke post.

Thanks for the warning! Will definitely look out for her! Just, please don't tell me you sent them any 'dick pics'.

I found it amusing when people doubted me for stating Titan Finance was obviously going to collapse. (It did). And then I got doubted and laughed at for stating that Luna was going to collapse (It did). And now, some idiot is doubting me for holding onto that old tradition of common sense...

Jan 16th Sorry about my 'tiny' positions... But as long as the Tether ticking time-bomb is out there, I'm really not looking to risk over-leveraging again like I did in a former collapse. And I'm certainly no 'pro' (yet). Last week was interesting. Unfortunately, the ETF spot was approved...

O'Leary staked his fame/career on how safe FTX was. Remember that? The most safest... 100% You are trying to tell us that Tether is now safe because one guy staked his reputation on it? I think you may be the one that has to take the tin-foil hat off.

Do you know how many times Arthur Anderson lied, and said they did a legit audit with their clients when they had not? And here, we can not even find anyone to claim a clean audit for Tether. Then again, after Enron, the auditing liability requirements/penalties has increased, and even more so...

Unfortunately, BlackRock's rep was a little tarnished due to that woke ESG nonsense. Some will claim the spot ETF is just another spin on the same bunk (to generate commissions). Some of it has truth to it...

It's just fascinating how in our present era of 'progressive' Wokenomics, we can officially validate that the rules of 'sheeple' still apply to anything insane. No matter how batshit crazy it is. At least they will make great D.E.I. hires (somewhere). Let's just hope not for airlines or...

Started reading this tonight, so far no real complaints...

To be fair, the Dutch had their stock exchange already in 1602. Futures (forwards) contracts for Tulips began to implode on February 1637 (just a few years after the bubble started). Commodity regulators re-wrote some of the (existing) contracts to convert them from futures into options, thus...

The ETF approvals were not black swans, this was anticipated, and hence there was a lot of pricing in, with expected selling immediately after. Also, educated BTC holders who do their own due diligence mostly don't want an ETF for themselves. They prefer self-custody, so they are not the ones...

I shorted PUTs into the 2nd day of selling today. Farmed premium on both BTC ETFs and Coinbase itself. Used some of the money to buy depressed securities. Expiration for my contracts won't be due until 2026.

I do not think you know what the word 'absolutely' means. Many of us specifically stated the NFT hype was going to crash hard, and that it wouldn't be pretty. But I did say that NFTs are here to stay. A major price correction was going to happen (which was common sense). It played out exactly...

For a decade and a half, I keep hearing this tulip mania thing by bears. So you missed out for almost a whole generation now on the best-performing asset... when are you finally going to be victorious? In the end we are all dead, who cares if it gets replaced in the year 2401?

Shit is going to get very interesting starting 9:30 EST tomorrow, particularly with the pre-existing Bitcoin & Ethereum ETFs traded on the TSX with listed options.

And the irony, is Europe already trades Solana ETNs.

Just like investment banking!