Search results

2018...2016....2014.... Did you bump your head on the toilet again?

Spoke with 2 health care workers in 2 different states... not an accurate poll by any means or great sample... but BOTH said we will be fucked by this until August and schools closing around the country is necessary. What in the high holy fucktard......we are doomed thanks to a fucking bat...

Closing schools until end of Academic school year... Fuck....this is overreacting...they could have just extended it another 2 weeks. Fucking bat eaters.

Let me just use up my Gold status privileges before they go under...

I am looking at OTM calendars on SVXY using 40 or 50 strike and rolling each month since vols are making front month options pricey...

Some outright plays on VOL could be using VIX options or VX futures but unless you are familiar with them it can be tricky. Another asset is SVXY ProShares Short VIX Short-Term Futures. AN ETF you can buy or go long with options

This FLY is at about $1.35 or so even though the market is outside the profit zone.....main reason is vols for these options are now 50%. 240-250-260 FLY and market is at 225, outside the range. Vols for these options were almost 70% when I entered the trade. Great VOL demonstration of FLYS...

Sounds like a cross between Lewis Black and Porky Pig

Just gave the shorts a guaranteed market to keep shorting into with guaranteed buyers.

I stopped watching at :10 when they said attractive women and those two velociraptors were walking carrying food

By the way another cruise ship just announced people on board having flu like symptoms...

An elite journalist haha a journalist is basically a colon...it spits out whatever shit you feed it.

Want to read that but it opens a link to LA Times and says I need to pay...Fuck making me pay to read an online paper

I think we will be fine due to the lockdowns despite the idiots flooding the FL beaches....i hope those people got Corona, don't spread it and get stuck in quarantine...

What do you expect from Cash Carry

Well not just that, it took them a while to shutdown and they were too slow to react. This is what we are hoping to avoid.

Italy is fucked.. They just past more deaths than China and most are still not following the social distancing and quarantine rules. We will go the same route if we are as stupid and this will last longer then.

Yeah ticks too! I heard Lyme disease is a bitch if you get it...

Great book....if hedge funds are facing the same type of problems due to the massive sell off then they deserve to implode and get reamed.

I don't believe the virus is a natural disaster. if we go back and remove the animal containment places that keep the bats and other animals in filthy conditions in China before they kill and clean them in open spaces and then eat them we would have reduced greatly the creation of this type of...