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Tommy Chong had a formidable defense attorney too. You know ET's Turok? He served a three year prison sentence on a freakin' first offense weed charge! Most likely scenario, if caught: You're arrested and charged with a federal felony (EVERYTHING is a felony these days). Jail isn't 1/100...

Nope. Total of all gold ever mined: 158,000 tons = $4 Trillion. Total gold reserves of all central banks combined: 30,000 tons = Less than $1 Trillion.

How about life-threatening, violent assault on an innocent victim who's pleading for his life? 65% would do it, you know. Proven fact. The Milgram Experiment

Yes, but if that's your primary objective, I'd recommend a more specialized text... like this one: http://www.amazon.com/How-Date-Young-Women-over/dp/0962067156/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1229970138&sr=1-1

*Raises hand* "Get Anyone To Do Anything" is one of the most useful books I've ever read. It's also very economical on words- All meat and no stuffing- so that even the most severe zero-attention-span ADHD cases can easily keep the pages turning...

Hmmm.. I think I'll go back in time two years, so I can retroactively agree with you. http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=78073&perpage=10&pagenumber=1 10-04-06 Behind every 'Moral Crusader', is a closet full of skeletons. What do Rush Limbaugh, Jimmy...

Actually, most U.S. urban drug users are either political prisoners or out on felony paper... so they can't vote. "Based on current rates of first incarceration, an estimated <b>32% of black males will enter State or Federal prison during their lifetime</b>, compared to 17% of Hispanic males...

The invisible hand of capitalism is far better suited to the task than the bumbling hand of government anyhow. ...or are you actually <i>comforted</i> when you hear the words: "We're from the government, and we're here to help you"?

From; Chris Rock- Kill The Messenger: ___________ Nobody gives less of a fuck than George Bush! If you was hangin' from a cliff, gettin' ready to fall to your death--that's right--and Bush was at the top of the cliff, and all you needed was a fuck to save your life, and Bush had a pocket...

Just because a man lives in poverty, doesn't mean he can't still be obsessed with money...

<i>Adultery is breaking your word, and intentionally initiating emotional distress against 1 or more innocent people. Definitely not compatible with objectivism.</i> --->Most sexually attractive people commit themselves to the unnatural state of monogamy, and then lie to their partner as soon...

Hmmm... let's see: Madoff jacked $50 bil, Blago ass-raped an entire state, and I harmlessly bought drugs for petty personal use. The Feds have charged all three of us with 20 year felonies. Sounds perfectly fair to me.

Oh, fuck. I know way better than to dismiss a single word you say. Flytiger may sound kinda like chicken little, but with one major difference: When 'tiger says the sky's about to fall, it actually happens. :eek:

...Until today. That new HBO special; "House of Saddam" totally nailed it!

<b>Well, well... there's a first time for everything. That new HBO special; "House Of Saddam" finally got it all right. Anyone else catch that? Very strongly recommended!</b>

<img src=http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=2214029> :D :D :D

I actually like the message of the serenity prayer, and agree there's no point in getting pissed off about petty little things one lacks the power to change. The thing about bad government, however, is that in a Democracy change for the better doesn't come from the individual- <i>It takes a...

OK, I have a serious, non-confrontational question for you about AA: Don't you think the program is partially responsible for the U.S. culture of complete apathy toward government injustice? The Bill Of Rights is rapidly being erased, and the standard AA response is to apathetically shrug...

Over 30,000 posts, yet not one single instance of you ever admitting you were wrong about anything. At least your hypocrisy is consistent. Step 10: "Continued to take personal inventory and <b>when we were wrong promptly admitted it.</b>" It seems you need to have a little talk with your...

In your Lawful-Evil mind, you really do think your raging alcoholism is somehow a 'notch above' heroin addiction, don't you? Cops & judges would readily agree with you, but any semi-competent physician would certainly beg to differ. Did you know that in the Middle-East (where I grew up)...