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Acting like a complete douche bag has consequences. I have no need to punish you directly- Karma will take care of it.

Theta is too high for my tastes. I'm naked short calls instead. (Short Aug 95, 100 & 105 calls)

I see the future...

Just to put one last nail into this idiot/troll/idiotic troll: http://finance.yahoo.com/q/hp?s=AMZN&a=04&b=1&c=1997&d=00&e=1&f=2000&g=d&z=66&y=198 AMZN traded at $18.12 on July 1, 1997 AMZN split 2:1 on June 2, 1998 AMZN traded at $361.88 on December 28, 1998 <b>A gain of 3,994% in...

<i>HolyGrail has been added to your ignore list.</i>

QCOM traded at $52.25 on Jan. 4th, 1999. It split 2:1 on May 11, 1999 It split again, 4:1 on Dec 31, 1999 It traded up to $200 on Jan 3rd, 2000. That's a gain of over 3000%, in 12 months. http://finance.yahoo.com/q/hp?s=QCOM&a=00&b=1&c=1999&d=00&e=26&f=2000&g=d You should have...

Check your premises.

More memories of the Golden Age: <img src=http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/charts/big.chart?symb=amzn&compidx=aaaaa%3A0&ma=0&maval=9&uf=0&lf=1&lf2=0&lf3=0&type=2&size=2&state=8&sid=41519&style=320&time=13&freq=2&nosettings=1&rand=5994&mocktick=1&rand=6286> <img...

In that case, you can't possibly be older than 25. :D <img src=http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/charts/big.chart?symb=cmgi&compidx=aaaaa%3A0&ma=0&maval=9&uf=0&lf=1&lf2=0&lf3=0&type=2&size=2&state=8&sid=5599&style=320&time=13&freq=2&nosettings=1&rand=5504&mocktick=1&rand=4941>

Dude, I'd never laugh at your misfortune. (Well... if you were a dick, I would- but that doesn't apply here.) I've yet to meet a trader capable of 'batting 1000'- we all take painful hits sometimes. Here's one of mine. (Second worst day ever.)...

Almost 31% of today's volume was YOU?! I've never gone over 10% to maybe 12% in any one major stock. P.S. I got a PM from someone who thinks you & I are the same person. :p EDIT: Might as well post my numbers to keep it on topic: Up about $65K. No point showing the blotter, as I took big...

Go run with the bulls in Pamplona. Then take skydiving lessons. Then stroll through the ghetto with a hundred dollar bill taped to your forehead. Next, enlist in the military and fight for your country. After two or three tours in Iraq, baking in 120° heat while wearing full body...

Oh... and before LoZZZer points out the obvious, as if it's some kind of secret: I'm Chaotic-Neutral. Selfishness is always my primary motivator. I've made a hobby of saving those with the same medical condition as mine- not out of any true humanitarian or compassionate motives, but...

If you truly need to get on bupe, I'll make sure it happens. Not <i>all</i> of the physicians are closed minded to what I have to teach them- The better ones have already been somewhat aware of Endorphin Deficiency Syndrome for years- at least on some subconscious level. There <b>are</b> a...

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Ok let's do that then. Hey Nik, remember that top secret PM I sent you last night? No need to keep that secret anymore. Why don't you just go ahead and stuff it in LoZZZer's face by posting it here. Thanx. :D

There there, let it all out. If you must cry, please feel free to go ahead- it will assist in your healing process. Incidentally, you may also feel free to take pride in your <i>incredible</i> pattern recognition skills this week, as you are stopped out of your massive 100 share Rite Aid...

I'm not sure if you've fully realized this hapa, but LoZZZer was severely abused as a child. No joke- This is a ubiquitous contributing factor in <b>anyone</b> who exhibits such pronounced and unprovoked cruelty to his fellow man. A key strategy in the creature's therapy, would therefore be...

http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=576311&highlight=shit+fags#post576311 Quote from ZZZzzzzzzz: Posted 09/02/2004 "I probably talk shit about fags as much or more than anyone here at ET, but I don't view their behavior as unnatural....just funny as hell.... Same...

<img src=http://moblog.co.uk/blogs/2541/moblog_bfb2fc0fd2f37.jpg> I'm so deeply moved... sniff... I must break out the world's smallest violin... :D