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    I actually listened to Cramer and....

    Your story is a nice anecdote. Even clowns make lucky predictions once in a while, right? Hell, a monkey can flip a coin and pick winners nearly 50% of the time, right? Leonard the Wonder Monkey: http://moneyblogsite.com/index.php/jim-cramer-vs-a-monkey/
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    Dollar is getting slaughtered.

    Ben Bernanke looks like he is getting zero sleep and is about to have a severe mental breakdown, Andy Kaufman style.
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    Catch 22

    This is exactly what is going to happen in the U.S., in terms of prescription and effect (maybe different percentages of unemployment and stimuli).
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    The Stock_Trad3r bear turn is starting, but......

    Wah! Wah! SandyGray's vagina hurts and the mods hurt his emotions!!! So he's going to continue cluttering up the trading forum with his crap.
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    So I'm Drinking Remy Martin Black Pearl w/this Dutch Supermodel...

    I honestly know someone who comes somewhat close to approaching this level of eccentricity - or did, when he had money - well, not his money, but a lot of investors' money (OPM). He's broke now after living like Howard Hughes for about 7 years (thanks to OPM), weighs close to 280lbs, and is...
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    U.S. May ADP employment index down 532,000

    hairdresser's stock broker:
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    This Sums up ETers Perfectly - Doug Kass

    hairdresser, two questions: 1) Why are 90% of the responses in your threads your own? 2) Why did you choose the handle 'hairdresser?' Thank you Signed, Could give a shit, but wanted to annoy you in return.
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    Finally! Pullback imminent...Stock Trad3r's the Trigger

    Be a man! This is what's wrong with America!!! (Don't say 'cunt' to your wife; use a more biblical approach such as 'woman, surrender to the man of this household as you are commanded byYahweh!)
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    Finally! Pullback imminent...Stock Trad3r's the Trigger

    Shut up, you stupid cunt. When the economy crashes, don't ask me for currency, gold, food or ammo. You're on your own, bitch. (You're right about stock_turder, and that's about all, sandygraybeaverhair)
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    So I'm Drinking Remy Martin Black Pearl w/this Dutch Supermodel...

    Ice House and Old English were the only malted beverages that ever gave me a hangover before I was done with my 2nd one. Nasty stuff.
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    Chinese Students Laugh at Geithner

    Those students impress me very much. Sometimes dismissive laughter is the best response to a bad joke of a statement.
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    Mighty Quiet on the Bear Front and no new Conspiracy Theories?

    That's artiste' to you and I. :cool:
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    So I'm Drinking Remy Martin Black Pearl w/this Dutch Supermodel...

    Yes, another reason the whole night and episode was so disturbing.
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    So I'm Drinking Remy Martin Black Pearl w/this Dutch Supermodel...

    Full disclosure: Your roadkill thread was the inspiration behind the nickname for Mystery Man X she dumped me for. :p 'El Chupacabra'
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    Federal Reserve Puzzled by Yield Curve

    I think the Federal Reserve members are probably puzzled by a lot of things, including clamshell packaging, revolving doors, escalators, and the internets.
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    Mighty Quiet on the Bear Front and no new Conspiracy Theories?

    With the amount of leverage and sophisticated 'black box' trades you're known for, you must be up...what?...$40, $70 today?
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    French car sales up 8.1 percent in March

    To all Frenchmen, I salute you: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bwvpIts15Ws&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed...
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    So I'm Drinking Remy Martin Black Pearl w/this Dutch Supermodel...

    lol. Never again after the great 'Andrea Doria-like' sexual experience I had after consuming nearly a half a fifth of Black Velvet when I was young, broke and foolish. It just slowly kept sinking slowly no matter how vigorously I tried...slipping away from me...nothing either of us could do...
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    So I'm Drinking Remy Martin Black Pearl w/this Dutch Supermodel...

    Thanks guys. Scataphagos and r4Nd.m, she probably was too hot for me, given my resources. I wasn't messed up, though. Part of my M.O. is to try and always stay in control. No more than two or three drinks unless it's a super special occasion. I should have known better. I flew too...
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