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    My wife was talking to our 16 year old son in his bedroom, when I suddenly heard her say, " You're fucking Dorothy!" I sat back and thought 'thats my boy' and filled my head with images of what his girlfriend would look like. A few moments later she walked into the room and said. " You...
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    2011

    Only the first quarter. (Clairvoyant fee $5)
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    does anyone know a NYC garbageman?

    I heard that a contributing factor was not using Kosher salt this year.:cool:
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    Bipolar.com seems to be down this morning. Oops, no sorry, it's back up again.
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    Markets on alert after (Spanish) bank bailout

    I find this odd. Spanish banks have strict capital requirements that would actually prevented the dire consequences we have seen in other countries regarding mortgages securitizations. As far as I know they didn't have SIV's leading to zip for off balance sheet problems. Might be something else...
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    What would/should the "small" investor invest in?

    Are you asking if there is a specific advantage or edge to trading an IPO? Or specific ingredient in an ipo that would make one ipo a better buy over another ipo? At one time I thought the playing field might be closer to level regarding a purchase of an IPO based on the fact that not all...
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    Looks like Frank Zappa:D :D :D
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    The reason I didn't get into work on time today was that there are nine people in my family. But the alarm was only set for 8.
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    "Northern Ireland struggling to cope with out water" I'm sure it was only the other day when they were struggling for money...
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    Subtle words/logics about trading

    It's coming to that day again when I make a resolution not to drink for the rest of the year. December 30th.
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    Subtle words/logics about trading

    "De-bubble" sort of like de-leverage but with bubbles.:cool:
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    whats the american dream???

    Win a coveted spot in the "slip and fall" museum after winning a big lawsuit.
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    Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny too. i think this one will be part of the family lexicon.
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    "Derivatives Clearing Group Decides Against Registration" I wonder if the Pope knows about this. :cool:
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    I was telling the wife that an old bloke on a tractor went past shouting 'the end of the World is upon us'. She said, 'that sounds like Farmer Geddon'
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    Ex-Shell president: $5 a gallon by 2012

    The guy is all over you tube twitter facebook and "key note speaker". He should get an Oscar.
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    Ex-Shell president: $5 a gallon by 2012

    One thing I never understood, if they knocked off a dollar or two off the price of a gallon of gas, this would stimulate the economy. This is the country that lives and dies for the auto and now the car is sitting in the garage and people are staring at computer screens. You have to get...
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    safe jobs...

    Give me a couple days at the IRS office looking over returns and I'll tell you who's making money and what are the good jobs. Let's get serious, all this anecdotal evidence in the media and job fair bs is just that. If you want to get to OZ, we should ask someone who has been there.
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    111th Congress Added More Debt Than First 100 Congresses Combined

    I'm not sure what this would mean. I have more debt than my father and his father and his fathers father.
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    Archaeologists Have Found the Worlds Oldest Globe in Israel. It's flat.
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