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I got kicked out of exercise class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

Fool people into thinking you're doing exercise by going offline for a few hours.

I hear ya. Who wants to get all sweaty. eeewwwhhhh.

Anyone else have a theory on why the market can sustain blind/irrational bullishness for much longer than irrational bearishness? --------------------- There is only one reason the market goes up. People think the market will go higher. There are hundreds and thousands of reason why the...

Obama to Hu with love. http://www.spike.com/video/whats-opera-doc-kill/2725914

Investors have been nervously anticipating China's likely next step to tamp down inflation - namely a hike in interest rates ahead of the Lunar New Year holiday next week ----------------------------- Sheesh, in America we have fomc, in china we have to wait for the lunar new year. Maybe a...

We should chip in and give her a little plaque. :cool:

You should always have a shit at work.... It saves toilet paper and the best thing of all is you get paid for it...

This recession: I've cut back on going to the bathroom 20%.

:D seriously that was funny.:cool: I was going to suggest the op hook up with Jimmy Carter.

Never wake a sleeping woman, because then she'll be awake.

Frankly at first I had to agree, I like incandscent bulbs. I bought about a dozen of the new bulbs and put them in the kids room, they never shut the llights off so F'it leave them all day for all I care. I use a couple for myself in lamps, I bought the 100w, 60 is not bright enough...

Restaurants and others are said to be using high-tech cash register devices and computer software to make a percentage of their sales disappear from their records. And when the sales are voided by these smart registers -- and wiped clean from backup computers' memories -- not only is the...

I know this is off the wall, we have 15, 20 or maybe more "failings" of the crisis BUT sheesh, we were cooking with gas big time, building, selling, everyone was spending and making money, plenty of people had jobs. What got in the way of building or keeping a robust economy that we had to...

The composition of the commission has changed several times since its formation. The executive director J. Thomas Greene was replaced by Wendy M. Edelberg, an economist from the Federal Reserve. Five of the initial fourteen senior staff members resigned, including Matt Cooper, a journalist who...

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? --------------- I made some coffee at 6:45 but I used 8 o'clock coffee, just not the same.

Doctors have just told me !!!!!! that I suffer from premature exclamation.

A woman walks into a library and asks for a book on euphemisms. So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it.

He thought it was his flashlight. Accidently pulled my gun instead. whoa!

Yo, your old name was yannis. Well, fugeddaboutit, 'cause now we're callin' ya: Alfredo the Mouse http://gangstaname.com/en/names/generate ================= Your old, busted name was flytiger. We now dub yo ass: Loose Red Snappa :D :D :D lmao