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The cowboy hat was a nice touch. Obama should have given Hu a Buick or at least a hubcap.

Not everyone can go to Texas to avoid the taxes. -------------------- People who have a choice will. On the flip side, people who are out of the loop of paying taxes will move to states which have the best social services. These people will move to states like NY. We have a very...

Maybe we apply the principles of mass production to health care and they don't quite work out very cost effective. We develope a new procedure or test, which may be quite expensive, then in order to reduce costs, we need to use the economies of scale, more tests, lower cost per test but the...

I think you're on to something. The only way we'll get the white demograohic to watch this movie will be to have an all black cast. Need booty, bling, some glocks and a good sound track. We'll shoot the whole movie underwater (never been done before in a black genre) everyone is going down...

The story is better than the picture. {:>)

The official ceremony signifying the end of the state dinner will consist of a server wearing white gloves bringing President Obama the check on a gold plated serving tray, Timothy Geithner will commence recommending raising the debt ceiling, and Joe Biden will then ceremoniously borrow the...

And so if China one day said, “Hey - we’re going to sell all your bonds,” and Uncle Sam replied “Hey okay, we’re going to stop selling grain on world markets,” guess who would win that little game of chicken? The U.S. would have a monetization mess to deal with - and an...

hu da fuckizzle ma nizzle?

This afternoon in our dining room Chef "Ben" will go over the menu options of our "Buffett" and conclude with detailed explaination on how the "dough" machine works with his assistant pastry chef "Timmy G Unit" Geithner. With more good news and some bad. I'd like to introduce our tour guide...

The Chinese president will later travel to Chicago and meet with Mayor Daley. Hu is also expected to be introduced to some of the city’s voters — no word yet at which cemetery.

Word up: Angelo is in the spa lending money to buy deck chairs. Whoaaaa.:cool:

Stay tuned for today's excitment when two hard partiers, Fannie and Freddie go tubing on the cruise ship "Wet Dream". it's all fun and games until others notice an increase in methane, and activities grind to a halt while we take a CDO reading, CDO is like CO2 except CO2 is a greenhouse gas...

I was sitting in the park at lunchtime, eating my sandwich, when a jogger ran past me. I stared in utter amazement at the size of them tits, bouncing up and down when I thought to myself.... .....Poor guy.

The game is not too hard with most young have already moved from productive engineering related tasks to non productive tasks like law, entertainment and sports. ------------------------ Maybe that's it. A large part of our economy is busy work. non productive. Like when you hire your...

How about Goldman Sachs decides to securitize Obama's twitter following while JP Morgan securitize's the Queen of England Face book. The story takes place on a cruise ship. Dick Fuld is an Elvis impersonator and Jimmy Cayne is the captain. First stop is Dubai.

Who's the president of China? Exactly

So anyways.... while I was in the department store in China I bought a pair of shoes. I looked on the sole and it said 'made around the corner.'

During a business trip to China, I was browsing through a department store in Beijing when a staff member timidly approached me. "Excuse me," she said. "Are you American?" "Yes, I am," I answered. "What state are you from?" she asked. "Texas, " I replied proudly. "Oh, I'm sorry,"...

The optician asked me to read the bottom line. "Made in China" I replied. I passed the eye examination.