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You left out "poison" First he drank poison..... Oh yea, I forgot to mention he was terminally ill but then the Doctor who diagnosed him lost his liscene.....

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Why? 90% leverage is good for real estate. 95% is better. You can buy an auto probably @99% leverage and be underwater when you sign on the dotted line. I don't get the "underwater" on home mortgage. People buy cars and trucks and live the life "upside" down on a loan forever and never break...

Last time I checked, it's not an "eat in" tax only a way to count customers who eat in lobby and run a report.

I'm not sure what or why people expect this to happen. There's plenty of neighborhoods where the house prices have dropped to reflect income. A former blue collar neighborhood where house prices have dropped, taxes are usually higher relative to more expensive homes. You can get a nice house...

ET version of the same joke. Yahoo:'Woman survives fall from 23rd floor' That's no mean feet.Winter is way colder

Yahoo:'Woman survives fall from 23rd floor' That's no mean feat.Winter is way colder.

This is probably what separates a newspaper columnist from a trader, the point you made and it makes sense. So OTH "Under the legislation that has been signed by Quinn, underwriters must disclose their cumulative notional volume of the state’s CDS positions and trades and their...

Nothing left or right nor political just cut and dried facts of law and procedure.

For starters, states like New York run up "their" debt indirectly. They issue bonds through tens of thousands of separate legal entities. New York "state" doesn't owe all of that $78.4 billion in debt -- it owes only $3.5 billion in "general-obligation" debt. Who owes the rest? The MTA, the...

"Sales were impacted by negative consumer sentiment in developed markets, while continued destocking in the trade resulted in a particularly slow December ------------------- New term to add to my list: Destocking This will change the order of "D" words. Destocking Debuble...

Just went on Ebay and searched for a Burka. I went to the checkout and it said "people who bought this item also purchased a Gillete razor"

I think most of this has its beginings in grant money and grantwriters. Take any problem, get a credentialed acadmic to rework the problem and come up with a new solution. This is cause for new money. Present your grant idea and funding requirements to appropiate politician. Politicians...

Does this apply for women too? :cool:

Not really a joke but amusing to me. Obama went to GE, I used to work within walking distance of GE back in the 70's. We supplied industrial hardware and I'd been in many of those buildings and had met the Mayor once or twice. Schenectady had so much tax money and always looking for more...

If you think about it, someone on-board Noah's Ark must have had pubic lice. My money is on Noah's wife.

Well you know what needs to be done, bust the pension contracts. This would take an act ln legislature and no politicians will go down that path because of the consequences. A bk would make this possible and no politician would be held accountable. Ironic that a politican can send a...

The Chinese have a proverb about a rabbit, related to trading. A hunter is a hunting rabbits and walks by a stump and decides to sit down on the stump and have a cup of coffee and a cigarette when suddenly a rabbit runs into the stump and is killed. The lucky hunter picks up the rabbit...

Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother.

Everytime someone tells a hunting joke, it reminds me of a rabbit hunting joke that remind me of how I trade, while I hunt that joke down hope this contains your suspense.:cool: A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves. "What are you doing in there?"...