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    I see they have blocked the Internet in Egypt. No more online pyramid schemes then?
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    This is mind blowing 2.0

    Hmnnn, conspicously absent is the freeway. Do you suppose planners are leaving out the auto? My guess, yes. In the US, we'd slice and dice that with roads. energy consumption won't be wasted driving to the mall in China. We probably won't be able to dismantle our factories fast enough to...
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    Tavern on the Green

    Bloomberg on visit to China toured High speed rail and critized the US system of government for "getting in the way of everything." "In America, the ultimate capitalist system, the government is getting in the way of everything". --------------------- Fast forward Tavern on the Green...
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    Limbaugh, Racist, or comic genius?

    Rush: Hu Jintao was just going ching chong, ching chong cha." Translation Hu: ,"Me fink you velly fat",
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    State University -------------- 13th and 14th grade
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    How can judges interpret law so differently??

    I read the court paper, the ruling makes sense to me. I don't think it was a matter of interpretation but of depth.
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    A man walks into a library and says, "Have you got the book, How to Suck Yourself Off?" The librarian says, "Go down 2 floors, take a right and walk all the way down the corridor." "Why is that where the book is?" asks the man. "No." says the librarian, "That's where the line starts to...
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    Fox news, I presume.
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    After six years in the writing my new text book on masturbating has finally been published! Well it's not really a text book more of a manual or a hand book.
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    I've just written a book which includes loads of masturbation tips if anyone's interested in buying it... More info to come. (j/k it's a joke.. please don't send me an e mail asking about prices an discounts, if it's a picture book or a pop up book, things like that)
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    12:48 (Dow Jones) NYSE Euronext (NYX) issues “reminder” notice to exchange members that gambling is prohibited on trading floor and “a criminal offense in New York.” Write your own punchline about the financial crisis or the markets in general, but NYSE’s regulation department warns...
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    French President Nicolas Sarkozy clashed with Dimon at a later Davos session, telling him his portfolio had a large position in Lehman and besides "you never friended me on FB". Rivet rivet.
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    20 Economic Facts That Will Make You Very Angry

    Pastor Sheldon Emry? What about Pastor Blankfein?
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    Fake US bonds $20 billion in Italy

    probably bought them on e bay.
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    FDIC Friday..... stay tuned. The way this banking crisis is going there will only be two banks left. The Blood bank and the Sperm bank.
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    This brings us back to the lazy guy who married the pregnant woman.
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    Why market sentiment does not call tops

    There is nothing about the markets that is "designed to go up". --------------------- Just curious. Why do mutual funds always have to be invested? Why is nearly impossible to be in cash in your 401k? Why can't we short equities in an IRA? The whole system is designed to lock up your...
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    state/fed workers pensions/middle class - rant

    Suppose we look at private corp unions. High school drop outs, or HS graduates only, work for an automaker, making big buck hourly rate, health care and a pension. Now the gov't sector seeks parity to hire at least higher qualified workers and antes up the same benes. as private unions...
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    Dollar General will hire 6,000 for new stores

    Wal-Mart Stores Inc. (WMT) has started aggressively asking suppliers for opening-price-point goods in recent weeks, taking aim at dollar stores' low prices, The New York Post reported on its website Tuesday, citing several sources close to the company. This means the world's largest retailer...
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    I always enjoy my weekly exercise class, especially as I get a discount because I only sit and watch.
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