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Now that you've squashed your emotions like a bug...stay tuned for physical disorders. Control your emotions with rational and intellectual thoughts.

I stopped into Harry's Ballsagna deli, he asked if I would like some "chiabata". I asked "What's that?" Harry said "its the wookie that flew the millenium falcon. Harry is such a crack up. To be continued....

The Pope walks into a library and asks for a book on natural contraception methods. The librarian say's, "Do you want to take it out?"

"Exactly why many patients did not fill their prescriptions is unclear. ---------------------------------- There are people who go to the doctor for attention, with the intention of never taking any meds. There are people who consider taking a pill an admission of being somehow "not...

Uhmnnn.. The good news. generic-drug prescriptions were increasing at a compounded annual rate of 12% between 2004 and 2008 According to my major disconnect with society, seems like more people than ever are eating pills. {:>) ----------------------- "Between 28 percent and 31...

Don't eat Harry's ballsagna it will give you aids.

Whilst serving a short sentence in jail, I was gang raped by three men in the showers. Now, back to our game of Monopoly.

Dilution! Citigroup Inc., the third-biggest U.S. bank by assets, may issue as much as $68 billion of stock, bonds and other securities over the next three years, according to a filing triggered as a result of a settlement with regulators.

I read an interesting note. commodity price are not the leading factor in acreage decisions, input prices are the major culprit of what to grow. Oth, with all the ethanol noise cotton probably took a back seat. So the farmers are faced with the same media noise we all deal with and plant...

Wouldn't it be funny if we fast forward ten years and us book lovers can print and bind our own books at home. Download the book, choose the size font, page size, custom cover and print it out and have some home made binding with a front and back hardcover. The cycle would start all over...

A very ordinary response. I read your posts and really haven't drawn any conclusions on your wisdom or insight into the ME situation but your response to Peil's post speaks volumes.

The secret of Chinese comedy? Ty Ming. He's a funny bastard.

What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice tits.

If you can lie flat on your stomach without getting a burning pain in your rectum, then you aren't in jail.

If a rich person helps you when you are poor and you go on to become rich. ---------------- You're asking wealthy people to dump money into a black hole? You need a business plan. The closest the gov't has come to running the least money losing enterprise is the post office. All...

"My, what big ears you have, grandpa!" "All the better to hear you with, son." "My, what big eyes you have." "Shit, I knew I shouldn't have smoked that bong"

My girlfriend is fucking stupid at times, just the other day she was putting her lipstick on by looking at the back of a CD, i said to her why dont you use a mirror like anybody else?, She said i would, but i dont like my nose.

Forget mistletoe. This year I'm kissing girls under their camel toe instead.

Heads up Obama, we'll be in the Indian Ocean near Australia. http://www.antipodemap.com/

I see the IRS has a new amnesty program. The last amnesty program from the IRS netted 400 million dollars. Chump change.