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Another Heavy Blow To The Environment!!! This is a very bad time for the world's oceans: First, the BP oil spill... Then, the Japanese nuclear disaster... ... Now, Osama bin Laden! :) :) :)

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24 Muslim Couples Let us hope that each husband goes home with the right tablecloth... :) :) :)

Late Night Jokes from Newsmax.com The Tonight Show With Jay Leno The interior minister of Pakistan says that they have nothing to hide. Yea, not anymore. The United States gave the Pakistani police $162 million. Unfortunately, bin Laden gave them $163 million. Apparently, Pakistan has...

ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2011 EUROPE BY JOHN CLEESE The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed...

Chuck Norris Revisited Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch: HE decides what time it is! Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice! Chuck Norris doesn't sleep: he awaits! What's the last thing that goes through the mind of his victims? Chuck Norris' foot! Physicists have corrected...

The spider emailed the fly: "Come visit my website!" :)

Current Political Insight From NewsMax The Tonight Show With Jay Leno President Obama said that watching the raid on Osama bin Laden was the longest 40 minutes of his life. Mind you, that’s coming from a guy that has to listen to Joe Biden. Officials say the terrorists are now going...

We hear a lot about "who we are as a nation" from liberals these days when they debate enhanced interrogation for terrorists and so on. Yet, they are fine with us being a nation that kills 1.3 million babies every year and throws their little bodies in the trash, mostly black and poor... :(

If methanol is what we need, why not put a bunch of cows in a barn and feed them beans? :)

Wrt Universal HealthCare A British dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him and asked; “could you please help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?” The surprised patient said; “why doctor, it wasn’t all that bad this time...” The...

I don't think we all agree with that statement. Many conservatives would say that job creation (roughly equivalent to GDP expansion) is top priority, while others would say that balancing the budget is, as it will help a healthy economy in the mid- and long-term. Yet, most liberals would pay lip...

IF DANIELS RUNS? By DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN "With only 23% hard name recognition (16-7 favorable), why would Mitch Daniels be a significant candidate with so many better known men and women in the potential field? There is, of course, his splendid record as governor of Indiana. He...

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WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be...

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Under The Watchful Eye Of The Big Brother The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing at the edge of the pond on the other side of the farm. “The last time she came,” he objected, “I didn’t catch a single fish.” “I’ll...

In Ancient Athens Two elderly philosophers were sitting at an old taverna bench, in the shadow of a leafy eucalyptus tree under the Acropolis, sipping retsina wine and discussing whether or not there was a difference between misfortune and disaster: “There is most certainly a...