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A Great Quote The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. (Alexis de Tocqueville) :cool:

How I Learned To Mind My Own Business I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were out in the yard shouting, '38....38....38' The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on...

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2059... Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague...

Not really: tax cuts leave money in the hands of small-medium businesses and entrepreneurs, with immediate beneficial results wrt employment and business activity. In contrast, imo, the Government is slow, wasteful and stupid and should have a very limited role in the marketplace - just focus on...

This Is Great! Be sure to run your mouse over the screen slowly http://inoyan.narod.ru/kaleidoskop.swf :cool:

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GOP: Flying High! "We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? — Cockpit crew in the movie 'Airplane.' :) :) :)

Time To Quit Driving? Clearly, the dog thinks so... :) :) :)

A deaf couple check into a motel. They retire early. In the middle of the night, the wife wakes her husband complaining of a headache and asks him to go to the car and get some aspirin from the glove compartment. Groggy with sleep, he struggles to get up, puts on his robe, and goes out of the...

Oh, La La(3)! Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. It doesn't matter; if you're depending on the French to do the job, it's screwed anyway. Q. What do you do if a Frenchman throws a hand-grenade at you? A. Take the pin out and throw it back. Q. What do...

Oh, La La(2)! Did you know the toothbrush was invented by the French? If it had been invented by anyone else it would have been called the Teethbrush. Q: when was the last good french barbecue? A: 1431, and it involved Joan of Arc Q: Why don't the French Barbeque? A: The snails...

Oh, La La! A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun licking its rear end when a visitor turned to the zoo keeper and said, "That's a docile old thing isn't it?" "No way," said the zoo keeper, "it's the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Frenchman into the cage...

NEW STELLA AWARDS For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her...

My Great...Great Uncle "If we could give every individual the right amount of nourishment and exercise, not too little and not too much, we would have found the safest way to health." ¯ Hippocrates 460 - 377 BC :cool:

No Adult Is This Creative!! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember...

A few wise words from the past: 1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams 2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. --...

EXERCISE FOR TRADERS Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day...

Late Night Jokes from Newsmax.com The Tonight Show With Jay Leno President Obama gave a big speech at the U.S.-Mexico border, talking about creating pathways to citizenship. We already have pathways. They’re called tunnels. Newt Gingrich announced he is running for president. His new...

A Few Quotes From The Great Sir Winston Churchill A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. A joke is a very serious thing. A man does what he must - in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures - and that is the basis...

Which Reminds Me... There was this man from Texas who visited London for the first time. After spending the whole day at the nuseums, he also spent several hours in some of the best bars in the city, where he enjoyed lots of English beer, the bitter kind. When the last bar closed well past...