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The JW Visit There was a knock on the door this morning. I opened it to find a young man standing there, trying to smile: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness." I said "Come in friend, sit down and relax." I offered him coffee, and asked: "So, what do you want to talk about?" He looked...

Another Fine Collection Of Funny One Liners I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up. They have no holidays. Henny Youngman Look at Jewish history. Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So, for every ten Jews beating their breasts, God designated one to be crazy and amuse the...

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. Bartender: "Well, FIRST you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once AND...

Lucky for us, sort of, other countries, eg, Greece, Portugal, Spain, Ireland, Italy, even Belgium and England, are due to arrive there first, and so international awareness of this potential disaster will grow a lot and the public's willingness to listen/act should grow too, hopefully :(

How To Be Really Annoying Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way". Drum on every available surface. Staple papers in the middle of the page. Ask 800 operators for dates. Specify that your drive-through order is "to...

Speaking Of Death "I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle the bus driver. Not screaming in terror like his passengers..." :) :) :)

Terrorist Q&A "If we do happen to get in position and pull the bomb trigger, Sir, what do we do afterwards?" "Normal procedure is to jump 200 feet in the air above the infidels and scatter pieces of yourself over a wide area..." :) :) :)

Paraphrasing DL Based on what you know about him from recent history, what do you think Osama BinLaden would be doing if he were alive today? 1. Writing his memoirs of the war against the infidels. 2. Advising the President. 3. Desperately trying to swim to the surface of the ocean...

Debt Cannot Be Paid With Tax Hikes By Robert Romano The Obama Administration must be laboring under the delusion that the $14.3 trillion debt can somehow be paid for with tax increases. It cannot. And it would a foolish gambit to try. That is why House Majority Leader Eric Cantor and...

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A Great Oldie This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day while he was outside plowing the field, she came out and started nagging him. While she was doing this, the mule kicked her and she died. At the funeral, the ladies came up and talked to the farmer. The farmer...

Dear Grand-Daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker.. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I...

Lipstick In School According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would...

San Diego Woman Shot in the Head Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes...

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They tested the bomb in Nagasaki and Hiroshima to see it it works, didn't they? Nobody went to war for a religious disagreement... They used religion to fanatize the troops, that's all. Emperors and Dukes only wanted one thing: power. Are we that different?

Of course it is, verifiable is, imo, is certainly a chosen premise. Let me give a couple of examples. There's subjective truth (eg, I like pie), inter-subjective truth (eg, we all dream but none of us can prove it) and objective truth, a fictitious state where, presumably, all of us agree on...

I didn't believe in aliens either, until, one day, I met Chuck: a gigantic, round, pink head, huge lips, over 6 ft and 350+ lbs, born somewhere around here but you can't ever tell what in the world he's talking about, various liquids coming out of his moth and ears, a big blue Gore 2000 button...