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I like your approach… let’s now see your departure!... :)

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith...

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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, "Are there any gators around here?" "Naw," the man hollered...

One Of Those Moments Wife: "You know, I was a real fool when I married you!" Husband: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it..." :) :) :)

Excellent - very a propos! :)

Southerners' Medical Dictionary Now you have to try reading this with a Southern twang Southerners have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously. You are going to die anyway, so live life...... and don't worry so much...

No, actually we had Reagan, GHB, Clinton, and GWB in between!! :)

What are you TALKING about... according to the ABO principle we have millions and millions of valid options... :)

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Wingless, Bloodsucking and Parasitic: Meet the Flea Party! by Ann Coulter 10/12/2011 "So far, the only major accomplishment of the "Occupy Wall Street" protesters is that it has finally put an end to their previous initiative, "Occupy Our Mothers' Basements." Oddly enough for such a...

Two golfers met at the club. "I heard about your terrible tragedy last week," said one. "Yes," said the other sadly, sipping his drink. "I was playing a two-some with Winthrop, long time buddy and fellow golfer, and he dropped dead on the ninth hole." "I understand you carried him all...

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Still Funny The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the winners: 1. Cashtration (n): The act of buying a house, which renders the...

Bad, Very Bad I would like to share with all of you an experience I had recently. It has to do with drinking and driving, which is very, very bad. As you know some of us have had brushes with the authorities over the years. So, the other night I was out for dinner with a few friends. After...

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