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This Is True If I had only one day left to live, I would live it listening to political speeches: it would seem soooo much longer... :) :) :)

On a Flight Ready to Depart for Detroit Jack was sitting when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. "What's the matter?" Jack asked. "I've been transferred to Detroit , there's crazy people there. They have a lot of...

And Another One From Human Events Daily "The alternative headline could easily be, "Proof that the president believes you unwashed masses don't remember the last three years" or "Mainstream media drone lets Obama get away with one of the most absurd statements of his presidency to date...

To tell you the truth, it was Joe Trump, ex-plumber, my old neighbor, who said it... :)

From http://multistatelawsuit.com/?p=3109 16,500 more IRS agents needed to enforce ObamaCare According to the Washington Examiner, the health care law’s full implementation will result in the IRS employing approximately 16,500 new agents in order to enforce the new rules. This would be...

Do you really think that the esence of this joke is whether Trump really said it?

My post is a la first paragraph above, yours a la second... draw your own conclusions.

Millions of people have stated openly that they voted for Obama because he is black, to help usher in a post racial era... sort of. It's been all over the news, nothing secret about it, many friends of mine admit to it openly. There's a kernel of goodness in it, but it was badly misdirected and...

I think this very question is racist... :mad:

Trump Explains Dumbo Care No one can sum it up better than Trump Let me get this straight . . . We're going to be "gifted" with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don't, Which purportedly covers at least ten million more people, without adding a single new...

More Vital Insight 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot... or is it 87.2%? 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below...

You forgot a few: birds flew while fish remained under water, suspicions rose, windmills turned around, and fatsos formed double bottoms... :)

Year 2011 Statistics On Airport pat-down screening from the San Francisco (SFO) airport Transportation Security Administration office: · Transvestites 1,332 · Hernias 1,485 · Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 · Incontinence 6,418 · Enlarged Prostates 8,249 · Breast Implants 59,350 ·...

It's a matter of history: the English forced this expression on Americans back in the Spring of 1777 to punish us for the Revolution :)

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Two sisters, one blond and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving for a...

Then there was this man from the Czech Republic who went to the opthalmologist, where, he was asked to sit on the chair and look at the usual screen (with the CZSTZVKTKGZSJ... characters) in front of him. "Can you see this?" said the doctor. "See this?" responded the patient... "Doc, I...

You have a valid point here... :)

I Would Have Given Him 100% STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle. Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page. Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid. Q4. What is the main reason for...

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