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Obama's Tax Plan :) :) :)

Obama's Tax Plan :) :) :)

Speaking Of ABOs A conservative, a liberal and a moderate go into a bar. The barman looks up and says: "Hi Mitt!" :) :) :)

Very interesting English word... quite similar to one of my favorites: Haha hahahaha HA! :)

For English, Press One You think English is easy?? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture... 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6)...

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A young Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass to go see his girlfriend. The CO yelled, "Are you crazy? You just joined the army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition, something so fantastic that...

Well, given that you pay him by the hour, that's not hurting him too much, does it? :)

Cahoots I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to...

I read our jokes and, most of the time, I laugh, or, at least, I smile. But, I'm a simple man. For me, the following says it all: Patient: Doctor, every time I do "this" it hurts... Doctor: Don't do that... :) :) :) Let's go guys, re-energize this great thread. What's your favorite joke?

Here's Another One :) :) :)

Good Idea :) :) :)

The World :) :) :)

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The Signs Of Our Times Over a gynecologists office - "The dpctor is at your cervix." On the plumber's truck - "I repair what your husband fixed." Also on the plumber's truck - "Don't sleep with a drip. Call me." On the pizza shop - "7 days without pizza makes one weak." Also on the...

And the reason for that? The collapse of the Euro. Why's that? Too much sovereign debt. How are we doing in that department? Obama piled another $5Trillion on us, borrowing money from the Chinese to buy jobs for his union cronies, sometimes at $1million a pop. Are we approaching the edge of the...

Or, more accurately, you may have "a thpeech impethiment." :)