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Some Sensible Observations 1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin...

How About This Silly Oldie? Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps, Bug-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants! I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard before, So pull up a chair and sit on the floor. Admission is free, so pay at the door. One fine day, in the middle of the...

More Jewish Humor Abe and Sarah, both in their 90s, visit a lawyer. "Now, let me get it straight," the lawyer says, "you want a divorce?" "Yes, we do" they both answer. "Why?" "We just hate each other... ever since our first night together..." "And, how long have you been married?" "73...

Another Great Oldie The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy. "John," the new guy replied. The manager scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby...

The Good Doctor A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed. Everyone except for Mr. Smith, the town’s grouch So Mr. Smith went to this 'miracle doctor' to prove that he wasn't anybody special. So he goes and tells the doctor, "Hey, doc, I...

Yes, I can see that, you are right. He needs to commit to a ten step program. He also needs a sponsor, someone familiar with his particular problem... a politician perhaps?! :) :) :)

The Cheap Cure Jay went to a psychiatrist. “Doc, he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed I think there is somebody under it. I get under the bed; I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, under top. I’m going crazy!” “Just put yourself in my hands for two...

Happy Haloween http://youtube.com/watch?v=MvkT26nZseE&mode=related&search= :) :) :)

Native American Groaner So this guy comes up to me and yells, "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam..." And I said to him: "Calm down, friend, you are two tents!" :) :) :)

Mamet, Thanks for the feedback. If, by any chance you find that book, let me know - perhaps we can agree on some sort of exchange. I recently subscribed to their "Traders Notebook" newsletter, which looks very interesting, and want to read some of Joe's books, see what he is teaching, the...

This is hysterical http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmvhCpEKAjY&mode=related&search :) :) :)

Does anyone have used copies of any of these books and is willing to part with them? I am especially interested in "Trading Spreads and Seasonals" and "Trading Optures and Futions." Please respond here or pm me. TIA.

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The NY Version If at first you don't succeed, try, try a gun! :) :) :)

Good Advice If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you! :) :) :)

From Groucho Marx These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others! :) :) :)

Turmoil In Japan Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock BS in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches...

A True Believer An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees"! "What powerful rivers"! "What beautiful animals"! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly...

The Real Hill-Billy :) :) :)

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