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I was happy at the beginning but, seeing how she fumbled her chances with Obama, and how cool he stays under pressure, I currently tend to agree with those who think that she would be easier to beat in November, the country as a whole is very different from New York. Oh well. :)

After inheriting a fairly weak economy in 2001, we've had great growth for several years, despite fighting for our country on several fronts. This was achieved largely on account of brave economic actions by this President, eg, the tax cuts, etc. The current slowdown is natural and to be...

Best Classified Ever :) :) :)

Politics Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to get $1M in funding, a second one to assure the public that everything possible is being done, while the third one screws it into a water faucet. :) :) :)

His Three Wishes A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie who said,” I will grant you three wishes anything you want, and then I'll be free." The man thought about his first wish and decided, “I...

Life Is Hard For days, five-year-old Johnny kept telling his kindergarten teacher about the baby sister or brother that was expected at home. His parents had been very clear that the new baby was coming in a couple of weeks, and Johnny was really looking forward to it. One day Johnny's...

How Can We Use This For Trading? www.the-crystal-ball.com :) :) :)

"I mean, myGosh, for every rational American family, one Presidency of the country is enough. But Nooooooooo!!"

"What's that cow TALKING about???" :)

"Gosh, I could have had a V8!!!" :)

The Show A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing "Tuff Enuff" by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. "That IS amazing!" says the bartender...

The Scientist And The Farmer A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy. "I will ask you a question and if you don't know the answer, you have to pay me one dollar. Then...

Another Blonde Joke Two blondes are enjoying a quiet car ride. The driver blonde asks the one in the passenger seat to check if her blinker is working. So that one looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No...'' :) :) :)

Sweet Nothing For The Day I'm glad you're so short... It gives me less to complain about! :) :) :)

Duck Humor Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms. The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?''...

The Mexican Smuggler Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What''s in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and...

Microsoft At Work Mujibar was trying to get a job near Bombay, India. The Microsoft Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the...

I don't think that the guy wearing that hat was associated with the CT company - he was walking all over the place. Ed Barsano (CEO of CoolTrade and chief developer) is really knowledgeable about both software and trading and has a great product, the best so called "robotic" trading offering...

NY Traders Expo I was there both Sunday and today, Monday. It's always entertaining and gives me a chance to chat with people I know, meet other traders and see new things offered to trading professionals like us. I thought that this year there were less of everything: vendors, visitors...

Another Funny Oldie An old man was tired from riding his bike, and decided to hitch hike. A guy in his red Corvette pulled up to give him a lift. When the old man brought out his bike that he had leaned up against a tree, the driver said, "I have no room for your bike in my car, but I'd like...