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Our Armed Forces One reason the American Military Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. For example, if you told the Army to "secure a building," they would occupy it so no one could enter. The Marines would assault the building, capture...

Train Of Thought A brilliant young man was applying for a job with the railways. The interviewer asked him: "Do you know how to use the equipment?" "Yes", the man replied. "Then what would you do if you realized that 2 trains, one from this station and one from the next were going to...

And, Speaking Of Jonathan Winters... http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=wHOy5gBJIm0 :) :) :)

Text Messages From/To College - Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son. - Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad. :) :) :)

This is really funny, LOL!

I'm with you wrt Huckabee, but what are you going to do? Life makes its own decisions. At this point, McCain is the better valid alternative, as he is a true centrist and very experienced/capable, therefore vastly preferable to the affable, but extremely liberal, not to mention...

Here's Another Stupid One, Watchout! Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a...

LOL! Great addition, fly, bravo!! :) :) :)

C'mon Z, read the rest of my paragraph and quote me in context... Or meet me at the Jokes2 thread and I'll show you a thing or two! :)

This picture is so obviously doctored that I'm surprised you'd post it. You could have done this to Mother Teresa's picture too. What's next - show Obama in a KKK outfit? Can we talk like intelligent adults about the issues that are facing our country?

First, a recession is defined as two consecutive quarters with negative growth. Not only haven't we had that, but it won't hapen this year, mark my words. What IS going to happen is some slower economic growth, perhaps around 1.5% for the year (although the Government is expecting 2%.)...

Natural economic ups and downs, goes with the territory. The Midwest has been restructuring their economy for decades, and they still have a lot of work to do, apparently. Same for all of us, that's my point. There's no safe haven, but a free market that changes all the time to compete most...

As a matter of fact, if you look, the economy had a deeper, broader and more steady expansion under Bush than under Clinton, with growth rates reaching into the 7-8% for some quarters, which is unbelievable for a giant of about $14 Trillion currently. That he did despite the two major wars we...

I agree with Nick overall, other than the grammar nonsense... after all, we are Americans, let THEM try to understand what we say as we create a NEW (English, Spanish, Afro, Greek, etc) language. But, after this (brilliant) comment, let me add a few somewhat intelligent thoughts here: It is...

Not to mention that it totally overlooks and misrepresents the massive crimes of the Nazis, and devalues, makes light of, horrendous tragedies like the Holocaust.

Not to forget that Sean Hannity of Fox News (Hannity & Colmes Show) may have a point, when he challenges Obama's church wrt their religious commitment, opennes vis a vis other religions, and fairness to all Americans. Not that he cares what that particular church believes, but he states it as...

I'm not an Obama supporter either, and oppose war on ethical grounds, but.. This war in no more illegal than any other we've engaged in to defend our country; The money spent goes largely to American interests (eg, weapons, ammunition, salaries) and that makes it more or less economically...

Thanks, hoodooman, I appreciate your trust in my words. :)

I think McCain is the most centrist of the candidates on both sides, and the most skilled at reaching across the isle to get things done. Therefore he is in closest touch with the American people in their totality (not just the NorthEast and California.) Not to mention that he's lightyears ahead...