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Another idiotic video clip; I lasted almost 10 seconds into it. Don't you have any good jokes to post? We just like to laugh around here :)

Stupidest thing I've seen in a long time. Watched the first 2 minutes... What a waste!

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a...

While taxiing at London Gatwick, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going! I told you to turn right...

During a visit by the Governor, a California schoolteacher asked her primary six class to construct sentences with the words: defeat, detail, defense. There was a nervous pause among the children who were apprehensive of the officials in the room, press, cameramen, etc. Then Arnold came to...

What did the chef give his wife on Valentine's Day? A hug and a quiche. :) :) :)

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? We don't really know. They're still arguing about it. :) :) :)

When a doctor remarked on a new patient’s extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, “high blood pressure, Doc. It runs in my family.” “Your mother’s side or your father’s?” the doctor asked. “Neither,” the patient replied. “It’s from my wife’s family.” “Oh, come...

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your...

A man who had come out of a complicated abdominal surgery was complaining of having a bump on his head and a terrible headache. The nurse, fearing that the man might be suffering from some post operative shock, spoke to the surgeon about it. The doctor assured the nurse, “don’t worry...

After struggling for many hours deep within the forest of stately hardwoods, the new lumberjack finally quit... He just couldn't hack it. :) :) :)

Alright! this thing is working!! Thanks nutmeg :)

Computer Problem Report Form 1. Describe your problem: 2. Now, describe the problem accurately: 3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: 4. Problem Severity: A. Minor__ B. Minor__ C. Minor__ D. Trivial__ 5. Nature of the problem: A. Locked Up__ B...

You may be a Taliban if... 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe yourself with your bare left hand, but consider bacon...

A Crucial Misunderstanding An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset. "What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked. "I had to slap his face hard three times!" "You mean he got fresh?" "No,"...

Yes, but then I'll have to pay FICA and self-employment taxes, etc, increase my tax reporting needs/expense considerably, and complicate my relationships with vendors like TS and IB. I'm quite profitable but not wildly yet. Maybe next year I'll have to incorporate part of my business activity...

SWhiting, I agree with your "income is income" thesis. By the same token, I want to see us traders being allowed to create IRAs like the rest of the people. Money is money, and if I made it, legitimally, and pay taxes on it, let me save some for my old age and get rid of that "unearned...

I disagree with all three points: First, the reason economies do not grow through taxation is that all Governments are notorious of being the worst employers in terms of creating wealth for the country. For example, several studies have shown that only about 10% of welfare money ends up with...

NY Times' Objectivity A man is walking by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to devour her right in front the little girl's screaming parents. Thereupon, the man runs to the...

On the other hand, McCain may have a much easier time beating Hillary (with over 50% unfavorable rating) than Obama. So, who knows what's best for the Republicans, and, therefore, the country? :) Let the Dems tear each other down through a bitter primary struggle, governed by dirty cutthroat...