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It's Very Simple Q: What do you call a man who just lost his brain? A: Divorced. :) :) :)

Rev Wright Again IMAO: "I think I know what's up with Jeremiah Wright: He's not a very good preacher. Yeah, I know; shocking conclusion. But if you listen to his sermons, basically he's just randomly throwing stuff out there without even thinking about it probably because he has time to...

Well, Another CT IMAO: "Do you think Jeremiah Wright hates America? Before you answer too quickly, think about it. Now, what he says makes it sound like he hates America, but what about his actions? The way he's going around right now spouting crazy stuff makes it seem like he's dead set on...

OK guys, let's get serious here! What's the chance that Hillary is the one "inspiring" Rev Wright to speak up and keep at it through the summer? Nahhh... She wouldn't do that, never!! Would she ??? :)

IS HILLARY PREPARING TO RUN IN 2012? By DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN Does Hillary Clinton really believe she can overtake Barack Obama among elected delegates? No way. The math is dead against her and she’s a realist. Even after Pennsylvania, Obama still leads by more than 140 in elected...

Frankly, I believe Gore, Moore, Carter, and some others are taking advantage of the anti-American feelings that some nations and groups like Hollywood harbor currently, and reap lots of personal benefits (Nobel Prizes, money from speaking engagements, movies and books, and the like) selling the...

Exactly! That's pretty funny, thanks, couldn't have said it better myself!! Don't let the little rat lead you astray, Monty, stay away from him!! :) :) :)

I'm with you on this, T, but there may be more than meets the eye here. A young friend, freshman in College, who naturally gravitates towards centrist ideas, perhaps leans conservative on many issues, told me that "his mind goes towards McCain but his heart would sort of like to see Obama win...

Monty, I don't mean to offend you but you seem like an interesting kid who, unfortunately, is picking a few bad habits by some characters on this board. My advice is that you stick to your studies for a few more years, and when you have more experience on how to research, think through and...

NYT? Who in his right mind believes that biased rag of liberal propaganda? Don't forget that GWB is currently doing about 50% better than the Democratic US Congress. It's true that the liberal media hate Bush because they got badly beaten by him twice. what was that paper saying about it...

Overheard Bill Gates talking to his financial manager: "You did what with my &&%%$$## $50 Billion? I said Snapple, not Apple, you moron!!!" :) :) :)

It Seems Like Genius, But I Think He's Just Cranky - IMAO Have you seen the racket McCain has going? Initially I dismissed it as just nutroots whining, but it is pretty sweet. Either a person makes an offensive statement about Obama or a group puts out an attack ad against him, McCain then...

Maybe He's Just Courting Edwards's Pansy Voting Bloc? IMAO In primaries, debates, and in the finer points of smear-campaign, Barack Obama keeps showing America how good he is. At getting beaten by a girl. A GIRL! How can he be expected to stand up to ruthless, cut-throat Islamic...

Superdelegate FAQ - IMAO Q. Why do the Democrats have superdelegates? A. Democrats got burned by democracy in many previous elections, so they decided that after the long primary battle between Democratic candidates for the president, they'll just go ahead and have their elites pick the...

OK, Last One A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that...

Have A Good Weekend Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute woolly creatures, she said to the...

Untitled A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry,we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."...

The Magical Mirror There was once a magical mirror in a ladies room at a bar. If one stood in front of this mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again. A redhead of...

Oldie But Goodie Three women were about to be executed. One was a brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde. The guard brought the first woman, the brunette, forward and the executioner asked if she had any last requests. She said no, and the executioner shouted: "... Ready ... Aim...

That's funny, nutmeg, the market is going the wrong direction and I need this, you crack me up, do some more :) :) :)