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  1. Yannis

    Please screw up Obama

    I may sound like a broken record, and, yes, GWB is not perfect, but compared with what was there before (Clinton) and what may get there in the future (Obama), the man, imo, is a saint, a true patriot and a smart politician to boot. :)
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    Jokes 2

    The Wrong Suggestion A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in the collection plates each Sunday. Someone suggested to him that perhaps he might be able to hypnotize the congregation into giving more. "And just how would I go about doing that?" he asked. "It is very...
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    Old Godfather Story The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?" The accountant doesn't answer. The Godfather asks again, "Where's the three million...
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    Fair Is Fair A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his...
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    Supreme Court Upholds Right to Own A Gun

    Hey, I'm an Independent too, there's a few of us around. Whenever I get disappointed with the way national affairs go, I remind myself that, for better or worse, it was civil servants who planned and executed the war - need I say more? Sometimes I think the Constitution should bar the...
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    Animal Life http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=sOEsev0hGV0 :) :) :)
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    Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less

    Special July 4th Edition: Remembering What Happened the Last Time The Governing Elites Ignored an American Declaration of Independence By Newt Gingrich Something is happening in America as this July 4th approaches. On the internet, they call it "going viral" when a video or an...
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    Obama's plan for taxes

    WSJ: Monsieur Obama's Tax Rates July 1, 2008; Page A16 "And speaking of tax rates (...), celebrity chef Alain Ducasse changed his citizenship this month from high-tax France to no-income-tax Monaco. He says it wasn't a financial decision but an "affair of the heart." Of course...
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    Random Thought It takes two to be sexist: One to make a rude remark and the other to be a dumb broad. :) :) :)
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    Obama's plan for taxes

    IMAO: Showing Solidarity with Obama "Obama supporters are starting to get Ronulan weird: Some of them are legally changing their middle names to Hussein to show solidarity with Changey McHoperson. If his cultish supporters want to show solidarity where they think Obama may be attacked, here...
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    Obama must kiss Bill's ass for help........

    Letter To Hillary "June 27, 2008 Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton United States Senate Dear Mrs. Clinton, I recently read where you have incurred substantial debt with your unsuccessful campaign for the Democratic Presidential nomination. Your plight concerns me and I would like to...
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    Please screw up Obama

    Romney: Obama Shows 'Frightening Naiveté' By: Ronald Kessler Barack Obama’s approach to the war on terror shows “frightening naiveté,” Mitt Romney tells Newsmax. “Even the peaceniks of the last decade have recognized that the pre-911 thinking of the early 1990s was...
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    Current Political Scene

    McCain Gaining Support of Conservatives By: Ronald Kessler "John McCain is making progress in wooing the center-right coalition, key conservative leaders Dave Keene and Grover Norquist tell Newsmax. “McCain is gaining more support among conservatives,” says Norquist, president...
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    This just in: Obama never to question other's patriotism during campaign!

    Obama Would Leave America Unprotected By: Ronald Kessler "Like a Rip Van Winkle who is unaware of recent history, Barack Obama is citing the government’s prosecution of those responsible for the 1993 World Trade Center bombing as the correct way to deal with terrorism. In an ABC...
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    Supreme Court Upholds Right to Own A Gun

    I'm against war, all wars, but if we look at that one, Iraq, it's lightyears ahead of Vietnam, much better than II2 also because of the significantly smaller number of casualties on both sides. We went in there because we were threatened, kicked out a bloody dictator who was terrorizing the...
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    OK, This Is Really About Two Chickens Farmer Joe had an old rooster and he thought it might be time to get a new young rooster to service his hens. He got himself a new rooster and let him loose with the old rooster. The young rooster went right over to the old rooster and challenged him to a...
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    More On Chickens A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'" "That's...
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    Speaking Of Chickens Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and...
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    LOL!! :) :) :)
  20. Yannis

    Supreme Court Upholds Right to Own A Gun

    Good points. Wrt JFK, may he rest in peace, let us not forget the Bay of Pigs, almost starting the 3rd world war, and, to top it all off, the Vietnam war. As I said, may he rest in peace.
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