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Insightful Car Bumper “Driver does not carry cash. He is married.” :) :) :)

Unethical? Irish greyhound racing authorities have banned trainers from giving dogs the anti-impotence drug Viagra in case it is used to boost their performance on the track..." and "... Viagra could be used to raise the dogs' blood pressure and therefore heart rate, making them run faster...

My Dog Named Sex Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to...

The Missing Parrot There once was a lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do, she called 911. "You gotta help me find my parrot!" The operator patiently replied, "We can't help you with that, ma'am. This number only deals with emergencies." However...

The Honest Wife During a big bank robbery, one of the robbers' mask slid down. He looked at a man and asked. "Did you see my face?" The man said "yes" and the robber shot him. Then he asked a woman: "Did you see my face?" She said "no, but my husband over there did!" :) :) :)

Yes, this assertive color scheme makes the dazzling palor of his bluejeans come alive, don't you think? :) :) :)

If Men Vacuumed :) :) :)

Three Dreams Of A Man: 1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks. 2. To be as rich as his child believes. 3. To have as many women as his wife suspects. :) :) :)

Monty Python And The Holy Grail - Excerpt King Arthur: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight. [the Black Knight doesn't respond] King Arthur: I am Arthur, King of the Britons. [No response] King Arthur: I seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join...

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The Executive Island A powerful and well connected corporate executive finally decided to take a nice vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies...

Irishman On A Desert Island One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a...

In The Beautiful South Pacific On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman...